Tracking the soaring stocks and junk bonds of social media, helping you to invest carefully and speculate wisely. (By Rhodri Marsden)
October 28th, 2013
Falling: Garden Furniture
THE STORM HAS HIT LONDON HELP! pic.twitter.com/nL9u0HY8H4
- Justin Bieber (@biebersbrows) October 27, 2013
Carnage across the UK due to the 'storm' pic.twitter.com/3nE1cNo8tu
- Dazza (@Dazz_stance) October 28, 2013
October 25th, 2013
Rising: @jamesblunt
James blunt is a complete and utter tosspot
- 19 Days.... (@pottypoo) October 19, 2013
October 24th, 2013
Falling: Q&A Fails
Harry Redknapp is a fucking bellend.
- The First (@CharmzzTheFirst) October 19, 2013
October 22nd, 2013
Rising: @everyword
October 18th, 2013
Rising: @Grand_designz
October 16th, 2013
Rising: Pink skies
the sky is really pink and light blue and pretty it looks like a bath with a dissolved bath bomb in it
- els (@lightsxber) October 16, 2013
Pink sky in the morning Shepard's warning ⚠️⚠️⚠️ pic.twitter.com/mUgVlBb7O8
- ellie aucott (@ellllxxx) October 16, 2013
Everyone is saying the sky is pink but where I live its fucking grey
- rocio. (@Stratfordsgangs) October 16, 2013
OK WE GET IT THE SKY IS FUCKING PINK
- dom (@likedxm) October 16, 2013
Lets all have a fat wank over the pink sky why don't we
- ViED (@Alexvi3d) October 16, 2013
October 15th, 2013
Flatlining: Passion
I am passionate about holiday leftovers
- alora (@alora14o) October 14, 2013
Everything I do, I'm passionate about.
- Natrium Spiro Kalium (@19946DresdenSt) October 14, 2013
I'm good at a lot of things but passionate about nothing
- Santiago (@obiEscobar) July 10, 2013
October 11th, 2013
Rising: @SwearingClock
Half 11 you arseholes
- The Swearing Clock (@SwearingClock) September 11, 2013
5 to 3 you cocks
- The Swearing Clock (@SwearingClock) September 13, 2013
Half 12 you tit
- The Swearing Clock (@SwearingClock) September 15, 2013
10 am you twats
- The Swearing Clock (@SwearingClock) September 25, 2013
Cold and Cloudy you bell ends highs of 18 fucking degrees
- THE BASTARD WEATHER (@SwearingWeather) October 1, 2013
