News Archive
June 2017
June 30
- Shut up, Nickelback are actually great
- The Wetherspoon's dress code is genuinely hilarious
- Please, someone, save us from the hell on earth that is public men's changing rooms
- Think you're a beer geek? Prove it and you could win a holiday
- We have to go to war with New Zealand, and it's all because of Weetabix
- Britain has a new favourite meat
- Manchester attack victim Martyn Hett's funeral today will be as fabulous as he was
- Dad asks for birthday messages for bullied son, is overwhelmed with heartwarming celebrity responses
- Justified: A woman pulled a gun out after realising she hadn't been given enough chicken nuggets
- 'Rick and Morty' season three has a brand new trailer and a release date
- Everything's going tits up on the new 'Great British Bake Off'
- People can't stop laughing at this poor man and his hilarious Snapchat maps fail
- The Rock really hates this one emoji because it isn't manly enough
June 29
- I’m a gay man and I hate these new Pride posters
- McDonald's just had to cancel a nugget party because 3000 people were going to turn up
- British people have got so posh we now prefer smoked salmon to bacon
- The first Jumanji trailer is here and it looks all kinds of silly
- George Osborne has got yet another job and Twitter is having a field day
- 21 lads who need to calm their banter down - before someone gets hurt
- PETA's new ad campaign is really, really strange and no one knows what to make of it
- The coolest menswear stores in the UK
- Watch Tory MPs cheer as they vote to block emergency service salary increase
- Young Hodor absolutely smashed his Reddit AMA
- Man goes on blind date and is a total arse about it, so Twitter rips him apart
- People are sharing the cringiest things they've said to their crushes. Warning: they will make you squirm
- Amazon's massive Prime Day sale is coming soon
- An AI bot is trying to create motivational posters, the hilarious results could not be more wrong
- Old man rakes in free drinks in Magaluf by convincing everyone he's Morgan Freeman
June 28
- Domino's do chocolate pizza now and finally, all is right with the world
- Have franchise films killed the satisfying ending? And are fans like me to blame?
- This is the spelling rule you were taught at school that's not actually true
- Tributes pour in for Michael Bond, creator of Paddington Bear, who's died aged 91
- American rapper records brutal diss track... about himself
- Jon Snow says he can't remember shouting "Fuck the Tories" at Glastonbury
- Time magazine have told Trump to take his terribly Photoshopped fake cover down
- This beautiful animation transforms the Tube map to its real geography
- Train prices are now so obscene that this man saved money by going from Newcastle to London via Spain
- Can you be in a relationship with someone who has different politics to you?
- Sorry, but there might be poo in your high street coffee
- Watch the surreal moment Glastonbury techno tent blares out Corbyn's speech at 4am
June 27
- Of course people want to name their newborn babies ‘Corbyn’
- adidas released Steve Zissou's shoes from The Life Aquatic and we are pumped
- Can you get full marks in our poker quiz?
- Boris Johnson pronouncing 'Glastonbury' is the poshest thing you've ever heard
- Sky Sports are totally overhauling all their channels and slashing the price
- Man gets hit by bus, immediately gets up and goes to the pub
- This shopkeeper with his brilliant pun names is a true everyday hero
- First details of the Glastonbury spin-off festival emerge
- What does rudeness look like around the world?
- The 5 most surprising findings from the Forbes athletes rich list
- Three very 2017 words have been added to the Oxford English Dictionary
- Nike's new 'Pale Grey' Air Max 95 is its best yet
- New app minutiae is the anti-Instagram, and it looks like a lot of fun
- London is getting a giant urban zip-wire - the fastest in any major city in the world
- Donald Trump's watch strap is absolutely the grossest thing you'll see today
- Serena Williams' response to John McEnroe's idiotic comments is both short and sweet
- This little easter egg about Mario and Luigi's appearance is really satisfying
- Want to see all the winners from the 'Dog Photographer of the Year' contest? Of course you do
June 26
- Nintendo are bringing back the SNES console this September
- Prada is selling a paperclip for £145
- Everything you need to know about the Tory-DUP 'confidence and supply' deal
- Tom Holland might just be the most chipper superhero of all time
- John McEnroe is an idiot
- Dan Harmon reveals why we’ve had to wait so long for 'Rick and Morty' season three
- Supermarkets might be introducing surge pricing, to ruin your lunch break and your life
- A staggering number of people broke up with their partners over Brexit
- LANVIN channels messy cool with cracking new collection
- Everyone's taking the piss out of Brooklyn Beckham's new photography book
- Watch Liam Gallagher perform Noel's 'Don't Look Back in Anger' for first time ever
- Tim Westwood accidentally sent his credit card details to the whole internet
- El Chapo - yes, that El Chapo - is suing Netflix
- Americans think they've just invented sausage rolls, and us Brits are laughing at them
- Eminem has grown a beard and it's really unsettling
- 13 of the world’s most innovatively designed buildings
- Jeremy Corbyn had a hilarious dig at Theresa May's field of wheat comment at Glastonbury
- Foo Fighters' Dave Grohl dedicates 'My Hero' to naked man in Glastonbury crowd
June 23
- DJ Legend Goldie just accidentally revealed Banksy's identity
- Bradley Lowery’s classmates have recorded a song for him and it's storming the charts
- Science finds that couples that spoon have a better relationship
- "Ohhh Jeremy Corbyn!" chant breaks out at Glastonbury silent disco
- Boys with older dads are more likely to be geeks, study shows
- Someone's discovered a £1 million item on 'Antiques Roadshow'
- Buy IKEA furniture on Amazon Prime
- Here’s how much you should tip in different countries around the world
- Johnny Depp goes on bizarre rant about assassinating Donald Trump at Glastonbury
- People are loving David Dimbleby kicking a man off 'Question Time' for being too rowdy
- This topless man absolutely kicking off at Ascot is the most British 45 seconds in history
- Making a Murderer's Brendan Dassey moves one step closer to freedom with new ruling
- Jeremy Corbyn overtakes Theresa May for first time as most popular choice for prime minister
June 22
- Some people aren't happy about Grenfell Tower survivors moving to 'luxury' flats
- Teenage boys turn up to school dressed in skirts to protest shorts ban
- Get into the spirit of summer with M&S and ShortList’s exclusive outdoor screenings
- Can you name the most popular single for every year since 1990?
- The Daily Mail is absolutely losing it over a Guardian cartoon and it's hilarious
- Ed Sheeran's Glastonbury rider is one of the least rock 'n' roll things we've ever seen
- Similar cladding to Grenfell Tower 'is being used on 600 other high rises'
- McDonald's delivery is officially here - and yes, it includes breakfast
- How many recurring characters from 'The Simpsons' can you name in 10 minutes?
- Lazy? Got a dog? You're going to want to see this genius trick
- Claim a complimentary Penhaligon's Hidden London sample
- That person you're chatting to on Tinder? They're probably already in a relationship
- Brendan Gleeson: "I was thrilled to be cut down by Daniel Day-Lewis"
- Boris Johnson's absolute car-crash interview on the BBC is essential viewing
- Here's your first look at the new zones on the brand new 'Crystal Maze'
- If this tick bites you, you become allergic to meat - and they're spreading
- Men are more likely to use their phones on the toilet
- Does the new 'Game of Thrones' trailer hint at death for Jon Snow... again?
- Why Jeremy Corbyn was actually correct not to bow to the Queen
June 21
- Here's a look at the 56 new emoji that are headed to your phone
- Can you guess the highest grossing film for every year since 1980?
- How well do you remember the classic 'Crash Bandicoot' games?
- People think the Queen's outfit for her speech was a subtle dig at Theresa May's Brexit
- Arsenal's press release for their new kit launch is, well, extremely Arsenal...
- Trump's visit, fox hunting and all the other things dropped in Theresa May's Queen's Speech
- This dog followed a Google Street Mapper around and got in almost every photo
- People are praising Stormzy for his "incredibly powerful" verse on the Grenfell Tower charity single
- Ralph Lauren Purple Label's new suiting collection just might change your life
- BBC News screwed up last night and it turned out to be exactly what the country needed
- There is a Theresa May fields of wheat game and it's pretty bloody naughty
- Italian designer Fendi is the new king of jackets and coats
- Left-handed people might really be more intelligent than right-handed people, new study shows
- Don't panic, but the Han Solo movie just lost both of its directors
- 'Sherlock' writers Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat are teaming up again for a huge new BBC show
- Daniel Day-Lewis announces he's retiring from acting
June 20
- Ed Miliband did a Radio 2 show featuring a toilet debate & it was amazing
- Friends creator finally responds to that dark Phoebe fan theory
- How many of these 30 'Big Brother' contestants can you name?
- Deliveroo will deliver your takeaway to the park now
- How hot does it have to get before you can legally go home from work?
- Who is Britain’s hardest TV chef?
- A cold drink or a hot drink - which is actually better for cooling you down in a heatwave?
- Triple H surprises hero policeman of London Bridge attack with WWE Championship belt
- The DEA has released an extensive and totally ridiculous list of street names for drugs
- Peter Crouch wins Twitter yet again with brilliant holiday photo
- Super innovative tech company Lyft accidentally invents... the bus
- Three men have been arrested for the most middle-class crime of all time
- Josh didn't invite Drake to his wedding and it's broken '90s kids' hearts
- A Britain-shaped cloud appeared in the sky so someone turned it into the perfect meme
June 19
- Facebook Live competition T&Cs - 26/06/17
- We must take Islamophobic pundits to task, now more than ever
- If Jeremy Corbyn had won the election you'd have had the day off today
- How to wear shorts and not look like an idiot
- Can you name all 20 superstars in this '90s WWE quiz?
- Someone used AI to name guinea pigs…with brilliant and terrible results
- Houses this colour go for thousands more
- adidas collab with Shoe Surgeon on beautiful (but insanely expensive) pair of astroturfs
- Tube worker pens inspiring white board message at Finsbury Park station in wake of attack
- Fans offer support for Ant from 'Ant and Dec' as he enters rehab for drink and drug addiction
- Can you beat 12/20 in this tricky Premier League shirt sponsors quiz?
- Only one phone network has promised to not reinstate roaming charges after Brexit
- The outrageous price of ringside seats for Mayweather vs McGregor
- M.C. Overalls release killer jacket collab with beer bros Beavertown
- Imam protected Finsbury Park suspect from angry crowds in wake of attack
- Dramatic shake-up could see the end of the 90-minute football match
- Sickening video emerges of Finsbury Park attacker appearing to blow a kiss from inside police van
- One dead, eight injured in terrorist attack outside London mosque
June 16
- We asked new dads if they worry their kid will grow up to be a terrible person
- Watch Sir Alex Ferguson give Manchester United legends their last ever team talk
- The 15 best summer suits for under £400
- Netflix’s new Hulk Hogan documentary looks like essential viewing
- 10 great E3 games you can play in 2017
- Campo Viejo Terms and Conditions
- These pictures of fathers in their prime smash every lame dad stereotype
- The Daily Mail and The Sun are being slammed for their coverage of the Grenfell fire
- Can you guess the Tube line from a black and white map?
- The 30 most memorable literary fathers
- Jeremy Corbyn has been confirmed for the Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury
- Super Mario Odyssey co-op lets second player control Mario's magic cap
- Snoop Dogg narrating the iguana chase from 'Planet Earth II' is as great as you'd expect
- Becoming a father helped me finally understand my dad
- Classic Fleetwood Mac lineup confirms reunion tour for next year
- There's now a Kim Jong-un romper, and it's worse than you can even imagine
- Someone has made a supercut of all 150,966 'Game of Thrones' deaths
- Ex-Premier League players are competing in a charity match to raise money for Grenfell Tower victims
- The NHS has revealed the 20 worst pains known to man
- We assessed how good cartoon dads actually are as parents
- Asda are selling this massive paddling pool for a stupidly cheap price
June 15
- It's vital that tragedy is politicised, no matter how uncomfortable that makes us
- Student spends all night helping Grenfell Tower victims despite sitting A-level the next day
- What to wear to the beach this summer (that aren't swim shorts)
- People are angry with Theresa May for her response to the Grenfell Tower fire
- adidas are releasing their iconic Adilette slide in velvet
- Theresa May is now officially more unpopular than Donald Trump
- Aldi is selling a ridiculous 16oz steak for under a fiver
- 5 intriguing E3 games you might have missed
- WWE is considering bringing Wrestlemania to London
- Gene Simmons reckons he invented rock horns and is trying to trademark it
- This mysterious one-handed photobomber has become the early hero of festival season
- Thank you, Chuck Norris: The 'Dodgeball' cast have reunited for a surprise mini-sequel
- Which animals would do better than Conor McGregor in a fight with Floyd Mayweather?
- Skittles lose their rainbow in celebration of Pride Month, but some think it's offensive
- A Taiwanese police force has recruited six extremely tiny puppies and no one can cope
- Your Facebook feed is about to get a whole lot more colourful
- Muslims awake for Ramadan "helped save lives" in Grenfell Tower fire
- IT'S ON: Mayweather v McGregor is 100% confirmed
June 14
- #SquatYourDog is the new trend where people are exercising with their pups
- Watch Gordon Ramsay lose his rag after being served steak on a roof tile
- You can (and should) now float down the Regent's canal in a hot tub
- How to find that annoying word that's right at the tip of your tongue
- This drug could give you a tan without even going outside
- It turns out if you give "seductive names" to vegetables, more people will eat them
- Stunning footage of Bruce Lee's only "real fight" has been unearthed
- Ariana Grande to become an honorary citizen of Manchester
- Here's how you can help those affected by the Grenfell Tower fire
- 11 must-see trailers from this year's E3
- How Londoners - and Jamie Oliver - are stepping up to help those affected by the Grenfell Tower tragedy
- This breakdown of how people voted in the election is yet more bad news for the Tories
- The most beautiful football stadiums in the UK
- This devastating blog post from Grenfell Tower residents predicted fire tragedy last year
- There's a secret button on planes that will give you extra seat space
- This airline is offering cheap flights to loads of great cities - the twist? The one you get is a surprise
- The key dates to look out for from the Premier League 2017/18 fixture list
- What is phubbing? The trend that might be ruining your relationship
- The iguana chase scene from 'Planet Earth II' was all a big lie and now everything is terrible
- Watch Theresa May completely mess up a Mexican wave at the England game last night
- "Number of fatalities" confirmed in huge blaze at London tower block
June 13
- Nintendo announce Metroid Prime 4 and show off their incredible new Mario game at E3
- Jeremy Corbyn turns all of Theresa May's favourite slogans against her as politicians return to Commons
- You can exchange an actual cucumber for a free gin and tonic at all these places today
- How much the Forbes rich list's top 10 earned per minute last year
- TfL has revealed the hottest Tube line - and it isn't the Central Line
- The best street style from London Fashion Week Men's 2017
- If you can read this story about a dog and her food bowl without crying then you have no soul
- The Sunday Roast hot dog is the perfect food combo you never knew you needed
- The best (and worst) Jeremy Corbyn-themed T-shirts
- It looks like we have a date for the Mayweather McGregor fight
- Smirnoff trolls Trump over Russia connections in great new ad
- A special Brexit edition of 'Wife Swap' is on Channel 4 later this week
- Rejoice - no extra charges when you use abroad from Thursday!
- Your dog is helping you live longer, and not just because he's a good boy
- Grime MC sums up perfectly why young people voted for Corbyn in just 85 seconds
- You can now get meat-flavoured, edible Father's Day cards, thanks to Moonpig
- The new London Grammar record is the best album released this year
- John Oliver wants to send Lord Buckethead to negotiate Brexit
- Confused by the DUP and Northern Irish politics? You need to watch Ali G explain
- Kratos, Spider-Man and a remake nobody expected at Sony's E3 briefing
June 12
- Mario, Rabbids, pirates and the return of a cult classic at Ubisoft's E3 press conference
- Jeremy Corbyn's son is a dead ringer for Elijah Wood
- A Tory-DUP coalition has dire consequences for human rights and for Northern Ireland
- 21 great tube hacks that change absolutely everything
- This unfortunate hedgehog blew up like a balloon
- The Queen's Speech is delayed because of... goat skin?
- This cone has a whole cheese board in it & now nothing seems impossible
- Anthony Joshua absolutely savaged a punch machine on Graham Norton
- Cillian Murphy stars in Stella McCartney's cracking new AW17 film
- You'll never lose your tent again with this new app
- Details emerge of how Richard Hammond escaped "biggest car crash" Clarkson has ever seen
- Post-election poll shows Labour now has a six-point lead over the Tories
- More Wolfenstein, Doom VR and Link in Skyrim - it's Bethesda's E3 conference
- Jeremy Corbyn is psyched that Donald Trump's had to cancel his UK state visit
- More than 32,000 people are going to "Theresa May's leaving drinks"
- Alan Partridge is returning to the BBC with a brand new TV show
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June 09
- Edgar Wright has teased the possibility of Hot Fuzz 2
- Mars are recalling a bunch of your favourite chocolate bars because they're contaminated with salmonella
- New York dog owners have found an adorable way around the new Subway ban
- More and more men are putting deodorant on their balls
- Tom Hardy pens emotional tribute to "bestest friend ever" after his dog Woody passes away
- This dog was fired from the police force for being too much of a good boy
- Paul Nuttall resigns as Ukip leader after abysmal election performance
- Who are the DUP? Everything you need to know about the party who may soon be propping up the Tories
- This website tells you how likely your job is to be taken by a robot
- Taylor Swift has just released her music on Spotify and people think it's for the pettiest reason
- Nick Clegg looked like the saddest boy who ever lived when he lost his seat last night
- So we have a hung parliament - what happens next?
- Rupert Murdoch reportedly stormed out of a party when he saw last night's exit poll
- Jeremy Corbyn celebrated his win last night by accidentally high-fiving Emily Thornberry's boob
June 08
- Nick Offerman: "I would have sold my family to play Gimli"
- Kit Harington and Ed Sheeran's friendship was born at a urinal
- Madrid has banned manspreading
- The worst fight of all time broke out at Tim Farron's polling station
- The first trailer for Blind Date is out and hey, the new theme music is terrible!
- Something "very, very disturbing" happens to a major character in Stranger Things season two
- Oreo spread is now a thing, which is good isn't it
- Stop everything: Greggs now has a drive through service
- A shop is selling a "holocaust wound" mask and people are rightly pissed off
- Anti-Tory voters are buying loads of copies of The Sun and Daily Mail and binning them all
- McVitie's have launched a new range of caramel biscuits
- As a former police officer, I saw first hand the risk cuts pose to countering the rise of terrorism
- A BAD THING: Man at wedding pushes aside his brother and marries the bride at the last minute
- Selfie in the polling station = very bad idea
- Here are all the key seats, times and scenarios to look our for during election night
- Topman's new "Fine Tailoring" collection is genuinely, really, really good
- Here are all the best dogs at polling stations, because we need some joy today
- The UK's first shark attack has been recorded and the pictures are gruesome AF
- Wine labels are tricking you into spending more
- Scientists have finally, officially worked out what water tastes like
- The definitive ranking of Kanye West: which Kanye is the best Kanye?
- This 'First Dates' guest has to be the rudest guy in the history of the show
- Human bones have been found that date us back 100,000 years earlier than previously thought
- Jeremy Corbyn is "drawing bigger crowds than any UK leader since Winston Churchill"
- Boris Johnson asks a fortune teller for a prediction live on TV and it couldn't go worse for him
June 07
- I'm Jewish and I will be voting for Labour, despite their track record on antisemitism
- New Balance and sock brand Stance collab on two new, beautiful shoes
- Alan Sugar just tweeted a photo of his tax cheque, and holy shit it's a big number
- This guy drove through town blasting the Vengaboys and started the most British party ever
- Everyone's falling in love with this little kid and his amazing nature videos
- BrewDog will give you a free beer if you vote tomorrow
- How to pull off classic French Riviera style this summer
- 'Game of Thrones' season seven has broken its own record for "most people set on fire"
- Do not watch this horrendous video of the world's most dangerous rope-free rock climb
- This is what it would feel like to pet a T-rex
- Here's the advice married men have for single guys about dating
- People are lashing out at The Sun and Daily Mail for today's front pages
- Noel Gallagher has hit back at Liam calling him a "sad fuck" with a pretty perfect response
June 06
- Drake-favourite Liam Hodges tells us all about his new LFWM show
- How to vote properly
- This story about Gazza at Italia '90 is amazing
- This is the real reason you're tired all the time
- Gordon Ramsay is at his sweary best in this new ride along video with James Corden
- Cassetteboy takes down Theresa May in a brand new election remix
- Sadiq Khan wants to cancel Donald Trump's state visit
- Soon your iPhone won't let you text while you're driving
- Wallace and Gromit creator Nick Park shares heartwarming tribute to Peter Sallis
- This story of a man proposing in the middle of his best friend's wedding ceremony is absolutely wild
- Playing video games can actually make you more employable
- Puma update the classic Clyde trainer with the help of The Kooples
- David Attenborough has revealed his biggest regret in life
- Theresa May has revealed the naughtiest thing she did as a child and it is SCANDALOUS
- This Craigslist advert looking to hire "a dad" to help with the BBQ is brilliant
- Someone pranked Harry Redknapp after he fell asleep on a flight and it's absolute gold
- This Tory candidate's bizarre campaign video has to be seen to be believed
June 05
- Someone put up a massive statue of Theresa May swearing in Kent because... we dunno really
- Canadian man mowing lawn is entirely not arsed by massive tornado behind him
- A US paper said Britain was "reeling" from the London attack - so we responded with humour
- JK Rowling puts Trump in his place over his London attack tweets
- People are playing the floor is lava again and it's sodding ace
- Blood Brother discuss the inspiration behind their new LFWM collection
- The best performances from the One Love Manchester concert, all in one place
- Britain is in peak one-night stand season - here's why
- Rick and Morty search for the meaning of life in newly released video
- You will never be able to unsee these horrifying posters starring politicians as escorts
- Here's where to buy Liam Gallagher and Justin Bieber's great coats from last night
- These brave Londoners were the real heroes of the London Bridge terror attack
- Liam Gallagher has slammed Noel for not joining him at Ariana Grande's Manchester concert
- This policeman dancing with kids totally summed up the joy of One Love Manchester
June 02
- Can you name the sportswear brand logos which have been mashed together?
- Here's the best new stuff on Netflix this month
- Here's your Champions League Final drinking game
- Who should I actually vote for? A point-by-point comparison of the parties
- This is how much you have to earn a year to be considered rich
- Eminem now has his own term in the Oxford English Dictionary
- Jeremy Corbyn is "looking into ways" to reduce student debt for people who have already left uni
- MR. PORTER's Gitman Vintage capsule channels Elvis in Hawaii vibes
- Rihanna was the absolute MVP at the first game of the NBA finals
- The creator of The Wire's new show about the rise of the porn industry will be your next obsession
- Robots will be able to perform almost all tasks better than humans by 2060
- What does the Paris Agreement actually do and why is it so important?
- Fidget spinners might contain deadly levels of lead
- ICYMI, the new Yeezys look like chunky old skate shoes
June 01
- John Kerry makes powerful statement on Trump's Paris agreement decision
- Here's how you can win free Domino's pizza for a year - just by being a good person
- Foo Fighters released a surprise new single and it's the best thing they've done in years
- adidas drop new, limited-edition OG 1970s tracksuit and it's lovely
- This pro-Jeremy Corbyn rant is going extremely viral on Facebook
- "Theresa May has totally fucked it up" - Tory candidates are laying into their leader
- Two criminals rob an ATM with a blowtorch, set fire to the money, urinate on it to put out the flames
- Dolphins have learned how to use iPads, soon they will grow legs and enslave us
- Scientists have found a faceless fish in Australia because who really needs eyes & a mouth
- Amber Rudd has absolutely no idea how to play Monopoly
- Liam Gallagher is back with his first solo track - is it any good?