News Archive

March 31

• 14 new books you need to read in April
• This guy accidentally bought himself a flight to Canada, not Australia, and only realised in mid-air
• Will Arnett commentating on boring things is Netflix's genuinely good April Fool
• You can play 'Ms. Pac-Man' on Google Maps because of April Fools' Day
• This bloke fell at the first hurdle in his attempt to beat up a stranger and steal his golf club
• Inventor does his best Iron Man impression with this incredible flying suit
• Ben Wheatley talks working with Cillian Murphy and his tips for aspiring directors
• A huge rise in cat ownership is mostly down to men
• London's chicken shops - the resilient beating heart of an ever-changing city
• David Dimbleby rapped about Brexit to the tune of Eminem's 'Lose Yourself'
• This bookshop is giving clickbait titles to all the classics
• Who would win in a fight: 'Now That’s What I Call Music! 96' vs 'Now That’s What I Call Music! 34'
• That Calvin Harris, Pharrell, Ariana and Young Thug single confirms that Calvin thinks EDM is dead
• Show this to your boss - science says napping makes you happier and more productive
• Beyoncé is reportedly the favourite to play Nala in Disney's 'Lion King' remake
• I watched controversial cannibal horror film 'Raw' and didn't puke because I'm a bloody legend
• The new 'Game of Thrones' trailer is set to British indie anthem 'Sit Down', for some reason

March 30

• Someone's created a cloud which rains tequila
• Oh wow, you need to watch Arsenal Fan TV's new music video
• Blink-182 are making a new album
• The Tyrannosaurus Rex was a big fan of foreplay, scientists discover
• Sculptor defends his Ronaldo statue after the big internet pisstake
• This old man doesn't give a shit about getting a birthday card from the Queen
• There is now scientific proof that Uranus smells like farts
• Watch an American reporter ask Bastian Schweinsteiger if he can help Chicago Fire win the World Cup
• There's a special Google easter egg that shows up when you watch too much porn
• Didcot has been named the most normal town in England and it's hard to argue with it
• We spoke to Joey Badass – and he threatened to kill us
• A Lemmy solo album is coming later this year
• Here's a list of all the weird shit people have left in Ubers
• The very best memes of Cristiano Ronaldo's hilariously terrible statue
• The original Aunt Viv was NAT happy about that 'Fresh Prince' reunion
• Glastonbury reveals full line-up including the legends slot

March 29

• Pixar have just released a brand new short and it's about a dog
• Which Premier League team has the worst fans?
• Say goodbye to your pants: here's the trailer for 'IT'
• The Samsung Galaxy S8 is being released in less than a month
• Iceland is selling chocolate-infused cheese for Easter, for some reason
• Fleabag's Phoebe Waller-Bridge is now the joint favourite to become the new Doctor Who
• Finally, David Beckham is as ugly as the rest of us
• Portugal unveil hilarious statue to commemorate opening of Cristano Ronaldo Airport
• 7 things that are funny about 'Ghost In The Shell': 2017's most serious film
• YouGov poll shows Brexiters want the death penalty and a bunch of other terrifying stuff back
• John Legend just sat down at a piano at St Pancras Station and started playing
• The guy who played the Green Ranger was kicked out of the 'Power Rangers' premiere
• A definitive ranking of all the characters in ‘90s kids' show 'Zzzap!'
• 'New Girl' has finally given Schmidt a first name
• 'Trainspotting' author Irvine Welsh is writing a rave and acid house TV show
• Someone's built a robot that prints out all of Donald Trump's tweets and then burns them
• Musicians, eccentrics and chefs: an insider's tour of east London
• 'Game of Thrones' star Aidan Gillen is joining 'Peaky Blinders'
• 'S-Town', the new true crime podcast from the makers of 'Serial', is now downloadable and ready for bingeing

March 28

• Watch 'The Handmaiden' for FREE with ShortList film club
• Lego are hiring someone to literally just build models all day
• End the world, because San Diego could vote to name its forthcoming soccer team 'Footy McFooty Face'
• 'Game of Thrones' fans will definitely enjoy this IKEA toilet display
• Something terrible is happening in Mick Hucknall's bath
• The new 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' trailer is here and it looks pretty decent
• James Blunt and Ed Miliband are bantering on Twitter and everything's gone weird
• A nine-and-a-half-minute long version of George Michael's 'Fastlove' exists and it will change your life
• The 'Fresh Prince' cast all hung out yesterday - and it's weird how young most of them look
• Dear Nintendo, please make this GameCube-ified Switch a real thing immediately
• This phone scam uses your voice to rob you, and is therefore terrifying
• In the future, damaged human hearts might be rebuilt with spinach leaves
• It was basically a prank on Martin Keown gone hugely wrong
• A woman has been jailed for playing Ed Sheeran on repeat
• 'Moonlight' director Barry Jenkins is making a TV series for Amazon Prime
• Donald Trump is scared of coasters
• You can get your hands on a shiny new £1 coin from today
• Bryan Cranston dropped in to the set of 'Better Call Saul' season three
• Some science bods reckon they've solved the debate about where to keep your ketchup

March 27

• Gary Barlow has revealed he'll be in the next Star Wars movie
• The star of this video is somehow not the ripped man doing a handstand on top of 18 stacked dumbbells
• These sweatpants have changed pockets forever, and solved a major problem
• Five wild nights out in the UK happening right now
• Manchester United fans are desperately hoping this leaked new kit isn't real
• These GIFs show you what would happen to your food if all the bees died
• Going on the hunt for five of the best events this summer in the UK
• Val Kilmer is being really weird about Cate Blanchett on Twitter
• Apple have patented a new laptop which merges with your phone
• There is now scientific proof that cats are nice
• The people behind 'Westworld' have cleared up one of the biggest questions about season one
• Jermain Defoe shares heartwarming photos of Bradley Lowery's day as England mascot
• People are tricking kids with gross fake Peppa Pig videos on YouTube
• Fan manages to outdo his incredible trampoline dunk with even better celebration
• A florist next to a park in London is selling sticks for a bargain £18
• James Blunt says 'You're Beautiful' isn't romantic and is actually about "some kind of perv"

March 24

• All 20 Premier League clubs as Formula 1 cars
• A gravy bar is opening up in Manchester and you want to go, don't you?
• GI Joe is getting another reboot, but this time it's 'millennial'
• The new film from the guy behind 'In Bruges' looks properly brilliant
• The Daily Mash and the BBC are teaming up to make a new satirical news show
• They've invented a new type of humblebrag and it's just as bad as the old one
• Arsenal fan Piers Morgan gags himself and wears Spurs shirt for Comic Relief
• World of Sport Wrestling is coming back to UK TV after 30 years
• Liam Neeson, Stephen Fry, Eddie Redmayne and more audition to be Stephen Hawking's new voice in hilarious clip
• A real-life Jurassic Park is coming to the UK this summer
• Han Solo's real name isn't actually Han Solo, Disney reveal
• This artist is taking gross hair from the plughole and making art
• Kendrick Lamar blasts Donald Trump in new song 'The Heart Part 4'
• The Daily Mail have finally, truly lost the plot with their latest front page

March 23

• Someone has invented beer based on your DNA, to ensure you like it
• This Instagram account of realistic children's drawings is a terrifying nightmare
• Leaked poster appears to confirm Destiny 2 release date
• Charlton Athletic unveil touching tribute to PC Keith Palmer
• A cinema is providing sick bags for anyone brave enough to watch cannibal horror movie 'Raw'
• Richard Osman has put Jaffa Cakes in his World Cup of Biscuits and people are not happy
• 'Malcolm in the Middle' is the greatest show in the history of television and if you disagree you’re not coming to my birthday party
• Why do we all hate hipsters so much?
• People are accusing Kanye's new Yeezy trainers of being Reebok Classics rip-offs
• Is Kendrick Lamar about to unveil his new album?
• 'Super Mario Run' is finally available on Android, here's why you should download it
• Ryan Gosling has finally revealed why he was laughing at the infamous Oscars mix-up
• Reality TV contestants complete year in the wilderness - to discover show was cancelled seven months ago

March 22

• This retired racehorse has absolutely zero chill
• Prepare to give up: This Monopoly board shows how much it actually costs to live in London
• This 'new catnip' will get your cat off its tits
• Is this Wheel of Fortune answer the biggest cock-up in quiz show history?
• Watch the first five minutes of Ghost In The Shell now
• Here are the best picks for Record Store Day
• Everyone is mad about Mary Berry's pie
• The Buckfast Easter egg has arrived, and they've even chucked in a free lighter
• This dartboard from the future will ensure you get a bullseye every time
• No, Cadbury is not removing the word 'Easter' from their Easter eggs
• You can now search for movies on Sky Q by shouting movie quotes into the remote control
• A new survey on double acts reveals that Dec is more popular than Ant
• Tesco is axing a load of beer brands because of Brexit
• This tiny shrimp fossil has been named after David Attenborough

March 21

• This brilliant video shows us every song Daft Punk have sampled over the years
• Rob Lowe is making a reality TV show where he investigates UFOs with his sons
• Apple have released a red iPhone and that is very important
• There's a shop in Wales selling Liquorice Allsort and Chocolate Orange sandwiches
• Ridley Scott could make another four Alien films if 'Alien: Covenant' does well
• These bored French book store employees deserve all of the Instagram followers
• Amazon's new Alexa update means it can bring you beer in two hours
• Never endure a traffic jam again with this SUV that can drive over other cars
• Bryan Cranston getting people to adopt adorable orphan puppies is obviously important viewing
• Get ready to cry into your caviar: Waitrose is making it harder to get free coffee
• Learn to fight like a Power Ranger
• Stephen Hawking is going into space
• The alternative ending for 'Rogue One: A Star Wars Story' was much happier
• An ancient god made of tin cans and a giant dollop of cream are coming to the Fourth Plinth

March 20

• Analysing the renaissance-esque beauty of the greatest goalmouth scramble in football history
• Here's how to make the Flaming Moe and other cocktails from 'The Simpsons'
• This guy has pimped out his smart home so that it can be controlled with a Zelda-style ocarina
• Calvin Harris has released a video showing us how he made his latest single bit-by-bit
• The average cost of a date in Britain is £129 - one hundred and twenty-nine
• Heineken are launching an alcohol-free lager
• This "paper ball being lobbed into a bin" video is an instant classic of the genre
• John Boyega and Mark Hamill are getting Star Wars fans very excited with their Twitter chat
• Your dog is probably lying to you
• You know you're going to watch footage from this Russian car curling tournament
• Vince Gilligan finally addresses the infamous 'Breaking Bad' unsliced pizza debate
• Someone's remade 'John Wick' with Nerf guns and it's pretty great
• This is what happens when you now try to post fake news on Facebook
• Thandie Newton's daughter called Boris Johnson a "c**t" to his face and won herself a bunch of fans
• Liam Gallagher says he could sing better than Noel even if he was "kicked in the balls by a pigeon"
• Supermodel Paul Sculfor tells us how to be the perfect catch
• This wrestler celebrated winning a championship by body-slamming his own coach
• 'Neighbours' might be disappearing from UK screens and it's making people very angry
• Shaquille O'Neal is the latest star to be totally convinced that the Earth is flat
• Is that terrifyingly huge chicken actually real? An investigation

March 17

• Fabric is selling its old sound system and you can bid on it
• A teenager built his own rapping AI bot using Kanye West lyrics
• OK, I've thought about it - Noel Fielding on 'Bake Off' might actually be genius
• The British public totally fucked the vote for the greatest ever movie soundtracks, so we fixed it
• Why I pray every day for an 'SSX Tricky' remake, a game of pure, over the top fun
• A T-Rex and two other new pieces are coming to Monopoly
• Already-funny video of a train blasting commuters with snow is 1,000 times better with this man's commentary
• Russell Brand wants to be a 'Strictly' judge now Noel Fielding is confimed for 'Bake Off'
• Strewth mate, 'Neighbours' is going to be set in London next week
• Soon you'll be able to steal your mate's phone battery to charge your own
• Sean Spicer wore a green tie on TV and it did not go well for him
• A US airport is using a picture of Nick Clegg on its maintenance signs
• This new retro-Mac-themed iPhone 7 looks seriously cool
• This video shows how 'Mario Kart 64' players exploit the game's glitches to claim world records
• Donald Trump shares his favourite Irish proverb, which isn't Irish, or a proverb
• Netflix is scrapping star ratings in favour of a thumbs up or down
• Meet the judges for the 2017 ShortList Grooming Awards - in association with House of Fraser
• Your favourite albums on Spotify could soon be premium only

March 16

• Noel Fielding - yeah, NOEL FIELDING - has been confirmed as the new host of 'Bake Off'
• These police officers took over a pissed student's group chat
• We spoke to the people boycotting 'Beauty and the Beast' because of its gay character
• Americans, you're officially wrong, because it's Lego not Legos
• Paul O'Grady is going to be the host of the new 'Blind Date'
• Watch Danny Dyer discover his Tottenham connection in this unseen clip from 'Who Do You Think You Are'
• 5 new(ish) mobile games guaranteed to make any commute bearable
• The McDonald's Twitter account just called Donald Trump a ‘disgusting excuse’ for a President
• Matthew Perry beat up Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at school
• The most expensive 'Game of Thrones' death of all time is also one of its most satisfying
• Samsung might finally drop their foldable smartphone this year
• An in-depth analysis of the lyrics to 'Freestyler' by Bomfunk MCs
• Animation legends Aardman release first teaser trailer for their latest film
• A new study has found that people who eat more cheese are actually thinner
• Spiders eat more food than all the humans on Earth
• Mads Mikkelsen on murder, bad auditions
• The second season of 'Master of None' finally has a release date
• The Science Museum is opening a Tim Peake astronaut VR experience

March 15

• This terrifying gadget allows you to make calls in public without anybody hearing you
• Kal Penn shares all the stereotypical roles he's been offered as an Indian actor
• Channel 4's new crime show
• Here's the awe-inspiring trailer for Pixar's new film, 'Coco'
• The five-second rule for food on the floor might be legit after all
• Crowdfunded documentary about the 'Tony Hawk's Pro Skater' series gets brilliant first trailer
• A Man Utd fan found this terrifying advice sheet in his Russian hotel room
• You'll soon - totally unnecessarily - be able to pay for your shopping with your sunglasses
• This doctor claims that he'll increase your penis size by injecting your own blood back into it
• Ed Sheeran has inadvertently revived everyone's favourite hashtag
• Donald Trump's officially started beef with Snoop Dogg
• Some people think that Trump's tax return was leaked by the White House
• Ben Affleck reveals he's been undergoing treatment for alcohol addiction
• The family in *that* BBC interview finally speak out
• There's a remake of 'The Matrix' in the works because nothing is original anymore
• Lego tape could be the most important invention of the 21st century
• This Google app could share your search history with your contacts unprompted
• Gingers experience the world differently to everyone else, science says

March 14

• AFC Wimbledon have left MK Dons completely off the programme for their match tonight
• The comments on this 1993 rave video will reaffirm your faith in humanity
• 52 David Bowie stamps are currently floating into space
• Grindr has introduced a bunch of new emojis and some of them are a bit rude
• A beginners DJ class at school was broken up by police after turning into all-night rave
• This mum totally ruined her son with maybe the most brutally embarrassing punishment imaginable
• Ridley Scott wants to bring Maximus back from the dead in a 'Gladiator' sequel
• Here's why you're suddenly not tired the second you get into bed
• This new facial recognition app is basically Shazam for human beings
• This video of a guy beating the Tube between two stations is going viral
• Gus Fring and Saul Goodman made a surprise appearance at the Los Pollos Hermanos pop-up
• This iPhone case is actually just an entire new Android phone
• A 'Young Sheldon' 'Big Bang Theory' spin-off is happening
• Politician proposes bill to make masturbation illegal
• Oh man, the Samurai were way better at shitting than we are
• Tom Hardy is going to read another CBeebies bedtime story on Mother's Day
• This takedown of a plane carrying stolen contraband in Brazil is awesome

March 13

• You might hate Bono but you can't deny The Joshua Tree's brilliance
• People are using Ghost In The Shell's new viral marketing campaign to attack its whitewashing
• James Blunt strikes internet gold again with new TV advert
• Waitrose is now selling empty jam jars for more than ones full of jam
• 2017's worst news yet: Wetherspoon's prices are increasing
• Why watching the football with strangers in pubs is fucking great
• Ed Sheeran teams up with an unimpressed Kurupt FM in brilliant sketch
• Five reasons 'Baby Driver' will be the biggest film of the summer
• Watch Liam Fox claim he never sent a tweet he doesn't realise is right behind him on a big screen
• World's greatest dog steals the show at Crufts - by being rubbish
• It's confirmed - the final season of 'Game of Thrones' will only have six episodes
• Check out these rediscovered Polaroids of famous stars when they were young
• Jamie Carragher looks ready to murder Jamie Redknapp after being interrupted on Sky
• Man hilariously storms off 'Robot Wars' after losing to children
• Ed Sheeran is going to be in the new season of 'Game of Thrones'

March 10

• This tweet from the man at the centre of *that* BBC interview proves he definitely wasn't ready for his viral fame
• There's scientific proof that watching 'Planet Earth' is good for you
• Sorry, but there are actually eight nuns in that viral Seven Sisters photo
• Commuters are losing it over this "sexist bullshit" ad
• Your iPhone's battery may soon last as long as a Nokia 3310
• Donkey Kong definitely dabs in new 'Mario Kart 8 Deluxe' trailer
• People are calling out the most depressing advert of the year
• Panasonic have introduced a washing machine with a "curry" button
• Impressionist brings in the big names to comment on Barcelona's ridiculous Champions League comeback
• Sir David Attenborough is going to read children's stories for CBeebies
• Stormzy, Chance the Rapper, and the waning power of the record label
• Let this video of Patrick Stewart and his new dog warm the cockles of your heart
• The UK is going to get its own giant £3.5bn Disneyland-style theme park
• Two extremely clever directors have somehow edited 'Breaking Bad' into a movie

March 09

• The first new 'Game of Thrones' trailer is here, so we can officially start losing our shit
• I can't stop thinking about 'The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild'
• Ed Sheeran currently has nine singles in the UK top 10
• A third R-rated Deadpool movie is already in the works, complete with special guests
• Facebook's new update is another step towards trying to destroy Snapchat
• You can run out and buy a super-sized Kinder Egg right now
• An in-depth and definitive ranking of all the dating shows currently on television
• This incredible hack can get you front row tickets for the cheapest price
• James Blunt reveals that story about Princess Beatrice cutting Ed Sheeran's face open was totally made up
• Bill Murray stars in what could be the most upbeat music video of all time
• Samuel L. Jackson acting out his film career with James Corden is the best motherf***ing thing you'll see today
• Reverse searing is the best steak-cooking method you've probably never heard of
• Why diving is actually a good thing for football
• The Queen might be giving us an extra bank holiday this year
• The greatest Twitter reactions to Barcelona's incredible comeback
• Tom Hardy's 'Taboo' is returning for a second season
• Rob Delaney is not giving up on America
• Ryan Gosling and Damien Chazelle's next collaboration has its release date
• The first 'Game of Thrones' season 7 poster has been unveiled

March 08

• The word sex was hidden in almost every episode of 'Art Attack'
• Watch Samuel L Jackson answer all the internet's questions about him
• Two blokes from Rotherham have opened the world's smallest nightclub
• Jordan Peele's 'Get Out' has inspired the viral #GetOutChallenge and it's hilarious
• A fake Ryan Gosling just trolled an entire awards show
• QUIZ: What sort of football fan are you?
• Watch Jordan Peele's new film 'Get Out' for FREE with ShortList film club
• Goodbye Allen keys and arguments, IKEA is rolling out click-together furniture
• Five films to watch before you see 'Get Out'
• 21 things we learned from Louis Theroux's Reddit AMA
• 'The People v. O.J. Simpson' director is making a Tupac-Biggie TV series
• There's a secret version of Tinder just for sexy people
• The greatest Twitter reactions to Arsenal's humiliation against Bayern Munich

March 07

• The Holborn escalator trial results have finally been revealed, whatever that means
• Why 'Divide' is Ed Sheeran's 'Be Here Now'
• The fry-up pie is here to bring the country together in one pastry union
• Very popular scientists prove shagging is good for your life and career
• Glastonbury line-up 'leaks' with Ed Sheeran as the third headliner
• A love letter to 1995's 'Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie'
• Science is truly awesome and these pictures are here to prove it
• A robot lawyer that overturned 160,000 parking tickets is here to help refugees (and take over the world)
• Heavyweight troll Tyson Fury reckons he's making a comeback in May
• New study shows that humblebragging might help you get a job
• WATCH: Movie of the moment 'Get Out' meets the Trumps in hilarious spoof trailer
• Skier stays remarkably calm despite having face impaled by tree branch

March 06

• This underground train will take you from Manchester to Liverpool in seven minutes
• What Stormzy and his depression mean for black masculinity
• Netflix are going to let you decide how TV shows should end
• Amazon wants to start shipping to the Moon
• These men just hit their 20,000th pub on the world's longest pub crawl
• The British public, the idiots, have voted mushroom as the best pizza topping
• A guy went for a night out and ended up becoming best friends with a pigeon
• 'House of Cards' creator believes Trump's Twitter 'must be removed'
• Donald Trump keeps his ties together with scotch tape, ffs
• This guy's Tinder profile is without a doubt the greatest of all time
• There's a new app for opening bottles because everyone is lazy now
• There's a secret hidden message in your Nintendo Switch Pro controller
• Facebook is finally testing a 'dislike' button
• BT Sport are keeping the Champions League TV rights until 2021 and people aren't happy

March 03

• The definitive power ranking of all the stuff you can put on chips
• 5 video games you absolutely need to play in March
• The best pub in the UK has been officially crowned
• 'Get Out' is just the first in a series of horror movies for man of the moment Jordan Peele
• People are predictably taking the piss out of a festival in Kettering called Kettfest
• Dustin from 'Stranger Things' has launched an amazing personalised 'Ghostbusters' t-shirt
• The Chicken Connoisseur is in New York rating Jay Z's old chicken spot
• This video is packed with Disney easter eggs you almost certainly missed
• World's greatest dad builds a rollercoaster for his son in the back garden
• Of course there's a new app that lets you take selfies with dead people
• Introducing the gin and tonic Easter egg
• Sir Patrick Stewart is applying for US citizenship to take on Donald Trump
• A "turkey expert" has an explanation for that terrifying viral dead cat video
• You can get a free holiday to New Zealand and all you have to do is go to a job interview

March 02

• The British public voted for their favourite pies and fucked it up big time
• McDonald's is finally sorting out a home delivery service to save our hungover selves
• This little kid went as the Argos catalogue for World Book Day because it's his "favourite book"
• How to be a prick to the alt-right on social media (and still have truth on your side)
• What 'Mario Kart' - the ultimate driving game - taught me about life
• This bloke might have just fixed one of the most annoying BBQ problems
• Brand new MLS team already have ultras and a brilliantly rubbish chant
• This middle-of-the-road bangers playlist is the only playlist you will ever need
• Watch Tom Hardy pull the classic spoon prank on his stunt double
• This school gave its two goldfish a viking funeral
• Here's the emotional speech that 'Moonlight' director Barry Jenkins actually wanted to give after Oscars win
• Cadbury has unveiled a peanut butter Oreo cookie Dairy Milk to ruin your Lent
• You can now order pizza from your trainers with Pizza Hut's Pie Tops
• People have been "eating" their Nintendo Switch games and they taste rank
• Prince Charles has approved a plan to sterilise squirrels with Nutella
• An American has taken out an ad in The Times claiming he's the rightful king of England
• The Rock has explained his "people's eyebrow" reaction to the Oscars screw up
• Louis Theroux is returning to the BBC with three new documentaries, and they're all coming this year
• Stormzy opens up about his depression in eloquent and honest Channel 4 interview

March 01

• The comments on this 2001 article are gold
• Spotify is launching a new Hi-Fi music tier
• Butter does not belong in sandwiches and if you like it you're wrong
• Former Blink-182 member Tom DeLonge named UFO Researcher of the Year
• The first sex doll brothel has opened and it raises a lot of interesting questions
• In the long history of gloriously cringeworthy workplace videos, this is one of the greatest
• YouTube is launching a service to take on Netflix
• Some poor sod fell asleep in an Uber and was charged £467 to get to Brixton via Bristol
• Please spare a thought for the poor woman who broke an $800,000 sculpture while taking a selfie
• A London cinema pranked the audience by playing a bit of 'La La Land' at start of a 'Moonlight' screening
• The final 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2' trailer is here and it's time to get excited
• The new 'Alien: Covenant' trailer is here and it's properly terrifying
• Is it time we stopped being weak and pathetic and actually quit Uber?