News Archive

May 31

• Prepare for a good old cry: this grandad's Instagram account is the sweetest thing you'll see this month
• A chicken Big Mac exists, and I would like it in my mouth, please
• The winners of the ShortList Men’s Grooming Awards in association with House of Fraser
• Topman Design's LFWM show will be its first open to the public
• You could be the next Sherlock Holmes: The Met are accepting detective applications with no previous experience required
• Because things aren't weird enough, Britain could be heading for a hung parliament
• We spoke to guys who got revenge on their old bullies
• You'll soon be able to use your phone on the tube & that's a terrible idea isn't it
• The amount of calories in Nando's houmous will shake you to the very core
• John Cleese: "We live in a world run by arseholes"
• A quick chat with Duke's Cupboard, London's coolest vintage clothing shop
• Donald Trump tweeted a made-up word and Twitter is losing its mind

May 30

• This might just be the politest computer hack ever
• You thought you'd already seen the worst dive ever. You were wrong.
• Confirmed: Ariana Grande is headlining a star-studded benefit concert in Manchester this Sunday
• Sweartymology: The surprisingly offensive origins of your favourite mild insults
• How did Tiger Woods go from being the best in the world to a punchline?
• These are the creepiest things that guys do without even realising, according to women
• The 11 best moisturisers for men
• This paradise island that's literally full of extremely cute dogs is your next holiday destination
• Homeless hero of the Manchester attack reunited with his mum for the first time in five years
• A definitive ranking of penalty kick styles
• A total stranger bought this soldier a $350 plane ticket so he could go home and see his family
• NASA is going to send a spacecraft up to "touch the sun"
• Hundreds of people are getting the same tattoo in memory of the Manchester attack victims
• Gordon Ramsay swears by these three golden rules when eating at restaurants
• Today in "nope", here's a 200kg great white shark jumping into a fisherman's boat
• The winner of last night's debates wasn't May or Corbyn, it was this random man in the crowd

May 26

• How to go on the run and never get caught
• Can you pass the ultimate Beatles lyrics quiz?
• The best gadgets out there for summer 2017
• This thought-provoking letter from the father of a child at the Ariana Grande concert is going viral
• LBC employees broke into 'massive cheers and applause' after Katie Hopkins got fired
• Here's a list of the crazy things British people would do for money
• Teacher gives pupil an award for "Most Likely To Be A Terrorist"
• You have to watch 'The Keepers' - the true crime story with something 'Making a Murderer' lacks
• George R. R. Martin looks like hipster Jon Snow in this '70s #TBT photo
• Bald men rejoice! Scientists have finally discovered why we go bald, and a cure could be near
• Ready. Set. Groom.
• Exclusive interview: Can Jeremy Corbyn actually make you care?
• Philomena Cunk is returning to our screens with a new five-part series about Britain
• Mexican politician roasted for his ridiculous campaign hashtag
• Liam Gallagher announces his first solo gig will be in aid of Manchester victims
• Aziz Ansari is in the driving seat, and he's settling in for the ride
• This is how to contact the police when you're too scared to speak out loud
• Walkers just found out why you should never trust anyone on social media

May 25

• This British city has been named fifth best in Europe by Lonely Planet
• Danny Baker's 'The Game': the best football programme you've never watched
• Crowds sing 'Don't Look Back in Anger' at the end of minute's silence in Manchester
• You can use a bottle of Lucozade to pay for the Tube this week
• Gordon Ramsay and Kevin Spacey had a swear off, and it's obviously worth watching
• Muslim guy has the absolute best comeback after being told to 'take your stupid hijab off'
• This is what scientists say about why day drinking feels so different to night drinking
• This man using his fidget spinner to like everyone on Tinder is peak 2017
• Tom Hardy raises thousands for Manchester victims as he writes passionate condemnation of terrorism
• A pigeon's been caught trying to smuggle drugs in a little backpack
• George R. R. Martin has compared Donald Trump to King Joffrey
• Donald Trump met the Pope but all we care about are the amazing memes
• The Rock has finally recreated his amazing fanny pack photo
• A scene-by-scene breakdown of everything that's happening in the new 'Game of Thrones' trailer

May 24

• Check out the new trailer for Luc Besson's Valerian & the City of a Thousand Planets
• Oi Polloi's new collab with Edwin is a slice of summer goodness
• 11 insane food designs to give you Instagram envy
• This man tracked almost everything he did for a whole year, and it's fascinating
• Lads jokingly ask Premier League player for a kickabout & he turns up
• There is an island in Japan that you can only visit if you are a man, and naked
• 13 best rooftop bars in London for you to bore everyone on Instagram with this summer
• This new emoji tool tells you which are still cool and which are lame
• Channel 4 accidentally let Gordon Ramsay say "fuck" six times before 11am
• You can now buy the revamped Nokia 3310 in the UK
• Please enjoy the greatest newspaper correction ever, courtesy of Roger Moore
• New Netflix data reveals the UK's highly unusual viewing habits by time of day
• There's now a genuinely good reason for your boss to let you come in late
• Nintendo had a heartwarming response to this blind fan who sent them a thank you letter
• A stupid robot attempted to name colours and the results are absolutely hilarious
• Tom Cruise says 'Top Gun 2' is 'definitely happening'
• Someone's worked out how much Dev's Italian summer in 'Master of None' would've cost
• This Mancunian's defiant speech about why terror won't divide us is inspiring
• Farah drop vibesy new surf film 'The First Wave' with pro surfers Matt Burner and Tom Crowe
• 'Game of Thrones' season seven apparently has a "much faster pace"
• More than £20,000 has been raised for a homeless hero of the Manchester attack

May 23

• This heartwarming story about Roger Moore will bring much-needed happiness to your day
• Let's all watch Alan Partridge's reenactment of Roger Moore's 'The Spy Who Loved Me' to cheer us up
• The smoothest Bond, and all-round legend Sir Roger Moore has died, aged 89
• Terror will never topple Manchester - and this is why
• The music world has united in response to the Manchester attack
• Manchester is the greatest music city in the world - and nothing will stop it from playing
• James Corden makes impassioned tribute to Manchester in wake of attack
• All the ways the people of Manchester are coming together to help victims of the attack
• At least 22 people killed in suicide bombing at Ariana Grande concert in Manchester

May 22

• 11 forgotten indie bands that shaped your '00s teenage years
• This Harvard student dropped a rap album as his final dissertation
• UK music festivals are going to start testing your drugs for purity
• 'Sopranos' star fronts new Bergdorf Goodman x KITH NYC collab
• Anthony Joshua wants to fight on the Mayweather-McGregor undercard
• A psychologist has discovered why it feels like you have no free time
• People are putting up 'strong and stable my arse' posters around London
• Facebook's secret rules around the types of violent and abusive content it allows have been revealed
• Dinosaur update: A T-Rex's bite would cause your bones to 'explode'
• Million Dollar Baby: Meeting the stars of 'Charlie bit my finger' 10 years on
• Every single picture of Future is your sunglasses inspiration
• "I won": Why 'Face Off' is unquestionably Breaking Bad’s greatest episode
• Amazon are probably bringing their 'no queues' supermarkets to the UK
• The Rock announces bid for president with Tom Hanks as running mate

May 19

• Stephen Hawking reckons we only have 100 years left on Earth
• 15 of the most incredible sandwiches you can eat in London
• Power and Pain: The incredible loneliness of being superhumanly strong
• The avocado latte is the latest worst thing in the world
• Bentley have FINALLY made a car specifically for falcons
• KITH NYC tease new football collab with adidas that is too nice to play in
• Danny DeVito makes what could be a critical intervention in the UK general election
• The 7 most important UK festival sets of the millennium
• This adoption advert for an "utter bastard of a cat" will make you want to adopt him
• The Tories want to have a lot more power over what you do and say on the internet
• Reebok are making their own version of the controversial romper for men
• Harry Styles’ Carpool Karaoke with James Corden is an utter joy
• Sweden has dropped its rape investigation against Julian Assange, so what happens next?
• In defence of cargo shorts: the most hated item of clothing around
• 'Master of None' season two is a masterpiece of modern masculinity
• Watch the moment a young Mark Zuckerberg discovers he's got into Harvard
• People should pay to recline their seats on planes, a new study says
• These retro redesigns of modern album covers are 10x better than the originals
• The Conservatives want to bring in a measure which could stop millions of people voting
• Chris Cornell's isolated vocals to 'Black Hole Sun' are out of this world

May 18

• Your dog can talk to you, it turns out
• The Simpsons writer reveals a brilliant (but brutal) deleted scene
• Nintendo have removed a gesture deemed to be offensive from Mario Kart 8
• Check out the exclusive new Nothing But Thieves video for 'Amsterdam'
• Ched Evans' latest comments are dangerous, wrong, and prove he doesn't understand consent
• Relationship expert reveals the one word that can diffuse any argument
• You can now buy Cadbury Freddo hot chocolate
• Watch JME interview Jeremy Corbyn about "the future of Britain"
• Coach drops NASA-inspired capsule collection and it's wicked
• Man tries to kiss rattlesnake on the mouth, gets bitten on the face
• This is rumoured to be the iPhone 8's finished design
• Hello, so... this is a Chickle
• Chris Cornell, owner of one of the greatest voices in music, has passed away
• This ridiculous stat proves people still aren't done with 'Mr. Brightside'
• The Dutch king has been living a secret double life as an airline pilot
• A new study has revealed the UK companies people most want to work for

May 17

• Arrested Development is coming back to Netflix for a fifth season
• There's now a pill that'll cure your hangover
• Can eating all 10 burgers on the Wahlburgers menu in one sitting turn you into a Wahlberg?
• adidas Consortium unveil new EQT collab made from furniture leather
• We have a serious new contender for the greatest own goal ever scored
• 12 people who could narrate 'Planet Earth III' who aren't David Attenborough
• Starbucks are testing 'coffee ice cubes' to end your watery woes
• Labour have pledged to try and save the pub
• Is it a sandwich? A definitive (and correct) guide
• A Nutella restaurant is opening, which is good, isn't it
• What is "stealthing" - the act which could soon become a type of sexual assault?
• Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are making a new comedy-horror together
• How these seven words might genuinely get Donald Trump impeached

May 16

• There are just two key mindsets, and the one you have defines your success
• It doesn't look good for humanity in the final trailer for 'War for the Planet of the Apes'
• George R. R. Martin has spilled the beans on those 'Game of Thrones' spin-offs
• What your Facebook couple selfies really say about your relationship
• Most expensive Rolex Submariner ever sold at auction is admittedly very nice
• Italy is giving away a bunch of actual castles for free
• Men's romper suits are the latest trend coming to ruin your day
• Stormzy just donated £9,000 to help send a student to Harvard
• Conor McGregor has agreed a deal with the UFC so he can be knocked out by Floyd Mayweather
• None of us are taking sick days anymore, even when we're properly ill
• Sorry, but you can't blame alcohol for your bad decisions anymore
• People are using GIFs to sum up Trump's time in the White House and it's predictably brilliant
• People see bald men as being more masculine, intelligent, confident and taller
• You could own a house in just 342 years - if only you stopped buying so much avocado toast!
• Scientists think they know what that Jakarta sea monster was
• Anthony Joshua's next fight has been pencilled in for October

May 15

• Why are Adam Sandler's deliberately terrible movies so irresistible?
• 66 of the absolute weirdest place names in America
• Holy shit, this guy is incredible at Microsoft Paint
• I went to Japan and spent all my future children's money on football shirts
• There's a batch of 100% pure cocaine doing the rounds in the UK
• There's going to be a secret #Grime4Corbyn party, and you can go
• Spurs fan leaves farewell note to pillar that blocked his view for a decade
• Famous London private school will let boys wear skirts under new gender policies
• If you have these skills listed on your CV then you're less likely to get a job
• MR. PORTER announce exclusive Gucci capsule serving Wes Anderson vibes
• This student's message about white privilege is going viral
• I killed a crab and I liked it
• We might be about to get smartphones that fully charge in five minutes
• Someone has invented a sex doll that flirts with you, aka humanity is doomed
• A guy’s guide to skincare - by a girl who just really, really wants to help
• These politicians as Mr Men cartoons are almost too accurate
• Company apologises for accidentally telling jobseeker she was "worth an interview if only for a laugh"
• The hackers behind the NHS attacks have made a pitifully small amount of money

May 13

• What will happen when the Queen dies?

May 12

• We really want someone to make this 8-bit Last Jedi game
• This is how to take really great photos on your iPhone, according to Apple
• It's true: women are attracted to guys who resemble their brothers
• Game of Thrones creator George R.R. Martin is turning another book into a TV show
• A giant sea monster washed up on the shore in Jakarta and it's here to ruin your day
• Why Piers Morgan should be using his position to save lives, not make ill-informed comments about mental health
• A man ate sushi and then worms grew in his stomach, and that's just great
• Why you need to get hyped for the new season of 'Twin Peaks'
• Watch the moment swimmers are warned they're paddling "next to 15 great white sharks"
• ‘How my love of trainers dug me out of depression': On menswear, masculinity, and mental health
• Scientists have discovered a "new Neptune" which might help us understand the universe
• It looks like lions are going to become extinct just like Ice Age cats
• Everyone's laughing at this bloke who jumped a level crossing, then got annoyed when a train came
• Someone has invented a Bluetooth salt shaker and now we're all going to die

May 11

• 14 million people tuned in to watch a Japanese boxing champ fight four random blokes
• Pubs across the UK will give you free beer if you register to vote
• A full version of 'The Sims' is finally coming to mobile
• Cocaine users keep "getting Winstoned" by the new £5 notes
• You can genuinely buy this massive 5-bedroom London house for the price of a pint
• Please enjoy the most disturbing advert of 2017, courtesy of Skittles
• Young people, we have to make it out to vote next month - the Labour manifesto shows why
• Donald Trump is going to ban carry-on laptops on flights from the UK to the US
• Donald Glover is making an animated 'Deadpool' series and it's definitely not for kids
• Psy is back and ready to take over the internet again
• Topman suiting: terms and conditions
• Not got time to read the whole Labour manifesto? Here's what you need to know
• The weather affects what you buy, and supermarkets know all your secrets
• MR. PORTER and streetwear icons Stüssy join forces on new collection
• The Rock says running for President is a "real possibility"

May 10

• There's now a dating app just for people who are obsessed with the gym
• Men and women discuss the "flaws" that they actually find attractive
• How Robert Miles' epic banger 'Children' literally saved lives
• REVEALED: The solution to our big puzzle cover bonanza
• 'Avocado Hand' is a real, recognised injury and it's incredibly middle class
• If you've got any of these £2 coins then you're in the big bucks
• 5 of the best fidget toys on the market right now
• Ian McShane: “I haven’t seen a lot of films I’ve done”
• Football is on a journey to finally start dealing with its mental health problems
• The question we're all asking - does Comey's sacking mean that Trump is closer to being impeached?
• Aziz Ansari responding to furious Yelp reviews is pure gold
• You can now buy 'Firework Oreos', and also win $500k by creating a new flavour
• The new Man United 2017/18 away shirt is, sadly, their best yet

May 09

• Sunspel collab with Cubitts on five extremely nice new sunglasses
• Idris Elba's open casting in Hackney had to be shut down by police
• Check out the new trailer for Orange Is The New Black Season 5
• The Twitter Nugget Man has finally got his nuggs
• Here's what to wear this summer to hide your sweat patches
• Kings of Leon's bassist learnt the hard way not to slag off wrestling online
• A Michelin star chip restaurant is coming to London
• This man made a video to help sell his old car and it's honestly incredible
• 'Get Out' has broken records by raking in $200 million worldwide
• Norse Projects' summer collection knows it's gonna rain and does not give a shit
• Here's the supercut of all Tom Hardy's 'Peaky Blinders' swearing you never knew you needed
• This Lionel Messi lookalike has got himself in trouble for looking too much like Lionel Messi
• They're rebooting 'Hellboy' without the original cast and crew, because Hollywood

May 08

• New Balance's new M770SBN trainers might be the nicest dad shoes ever
• A sleep expert has declared the best time to go for a shower, and she is wrong
• Citymapper is launching its own bus
• How to break in a new pair of shoes
• You now can (and should) buy an actual working banana phone
• Why the rise in men seeking help for eating disorders might actually be a good thing
• This is why music festival websites have gone offline today
• A teenage version of 'Gogglebox' is launching, and it has a very rubbish new name
• Pepe the Frog is officially dead and it's all the white supremacists' fault
• This man lost £500 betting on Marine Le Pen and is trying to blame his fake son
• Internet myth solved: There is a real Nintendo-Playstation and it actually works
• Why you should love 'SpongeBob' even though you're a grown-ass adult
• Some Italians have created a phone cover that also makes espresso
• Banksy reemerges with new Brexit artwork in Dover
• Watch Spider-Man crap himself as his identity's uncovered in this new 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' clip
• People who lounge around the house naked are actually smarter

May 05

• I wish UKIP's collapse was something to celebrate, instead it's just terrifying
• The four 'Game of Thrones' spin-offs we'd actually like to see
• The internet has come up with some A+ ideas for the 'Game of Thrones' spin-offs
• Please join us in loving this video of a New Zealand court listing to Eminem's 'Lose Yourself' in silence
• Why are modern men so lonely?
• I'm one of the guys in that viral #BlackMenOfCambridgeUniversity photo - this is why we took it
• A Danish brewery has made a beer using all the wee collected at a music festival
• 2-D from Gorillaz reveals his Ultimate Playlist
• This Japanese theme park lets you beat up fake bad guys
• Somehow the world has only just discovered this very useful iPhone calculator hack
• These are the crazy demands Justin Bieber has made for his Indian tour
• adidas Skateboarding shows off new '80s-inspired Hélas capsule collection
• Ikea's blue bag has been made into a baseball cap and we are absolutely going to wear one
• That new dating app Hater has released a list of people's biggest turn-offs
• Four, yes four, potential 'Game of Thrones' spin-off shows are in development
• There's now proof that swearing makes you physically stronger

May 04

• Comparing Ed Sheeran’s night out in the 'Galway Girl' video with the one in 'Smack My Bitch Up'
• How Hollywood uses sound and images to terrify people in cinemas
• We learnt how to terrify Tim Key
• It's time you finally watched 'Seinfeld'
• Hey Jude, guess who the richest person in UK music is
• This is why Theresa May isn't going to stop saying "Strong and Stable" any time soon
• 5 video games to get excited about in May
• This video of a young girl showing off her new prosthetic limb to her friends will warm your cold heart
• My journey inside the unbearable loneliness of a pick-up artist bootcamp
• This hilarious video shows how easy it is to get a song into the charts
• Someone actually made Homer's Patented Space Age Out-Of-This-World Moon Waffles
• The power of having a really cool name
• Someone has written a movie script about Fyre Festival starring Leonardo DiCaprio
• The drug problem in Vancouver is so extreme that pigeons are making nests out of needles
• NikeLab unveil their new Air Max Plus and, yep, they are super good
• Uefa is considering a radical change to penalty shoot-outs
• Smart Energy GB: Terms and conditions
• Brad Pitt has opened up about his divorce, quitting booze and starting therapy
• The Queen to announce Arsene Wenger will leave Arsenal at the end of the season

May 03

• Angry Brexiteer Malcolm Baker is the new Ronnie Pickering
• Scientists want you to start wanking at work now
• The first trailer for Marvel's 'The Defenders' has finally dropped
• Anthony Joshua has made his first purchase with his fight winnings and it's brilliantly boring
• There's a new service that let's you anonymously tell your ex you've given them an STI
• Chris Pratt had a brilliantly rubbish idea for 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2'
• These honest Fyre Festival posters are much, much more accurate
• Here are the best and worst places for 4G in the UK
• Palace's 2017 summer collection has come to destroy your bank account
• Peter Kay reveals he's written a third series of Phoenix Nights
• It's Idris Elba vs Matthew McConaughey in brand new The Dark Tower trailer
• These baby names are in danger of going extinct in 2017
• 5 things you can do to help a friend with anxiety or depression

May 02

• I went behind the scenes at KFC and attempted to enter fried chicken nirvana
• These people lining up for an Ed Sheeran concert took Britain's queueing obsession to a whole new level
• 13 short-sleeve shirts to set you up for summer
• Here's Michael Fassbender on why there's nothing more fun than being terrified
• Guinness is vegan now
• Vin Diesel and Steve Aoki have made a song together
• Aldi are selling alcoholic ice lollies this summer
• It sounds like 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered' will be getting a standalone release in the summer
• The full story of Ja Rule's Fyre Festival disaster, 'bankruptcy' and $100m lawsuit
• Cadbury's classic Tiffin bar is making a comeback
• This woman is making shoes out of sushi and I want to wear them
• An expert's guide on how to go sockless this summer
• The Underwoods settle in for total power in ominous new 'House of Cards' trailer
• Drinking two beers could be better pain relief than taking paracetamol
• Vans collab with JJJJJound on this summer's key skate shoe
• 'Stranger Things' season two will ramp up the horror
• It's international masturbation month, which means you can have a wank for charity