News Archive
October 2017
October 31
- Mum tucks random naked drunk man into bed after mistaking him for her son
- Every ungrateful Trick or Treater who will darken your door this Halloween
- Why trying to police how the homeless spend their money is patronising and wrong
- One of the scariest plays of all time is being made into a horror movie
- The alt-right have a new favourite insult, and it's as lame as you'd expect
- This app lets you text yourself up to 25 years in the future
- How to get a refund on your delayed Tube journey without any boring paperwork
- Prue Leith accidentally tweets name of 'Bake Off' winner 10 hours too early
- The 25 greatest movie characters of all time have been named
- Does your partner steal food off your plate? It means you have a stronger relationship
- The year’s biggest meme is also the year’s best low-effort Halloween costume
- END Clothing and Diadora collab on a very dramatic pair of trainers
- The Rock just dropped the biggest hint yet that he's going to run for president
- Netflix cancels 'House of Cards' after Kevin Spacey sexual harassment claim
October 30
- Adam Driver just accidentally dropped a massive hint about Rey's parents in 'Star Wars'
- How much a roast dinner costs across the UK
- British actor Will Poulter dressed as his lookalike - Sid from 'Toy Story' - for Halloween
- This guy keeps ruining his friends' Instagram food pictures and it's honestly the best
- WhatsApp's new feature is brilliant news for all drunk texters
- This rescue dog who ate its owner has become the internet's new favourite pet
- Why Kevin Spacey's pathetic apology is harmful to all gay men
- The junk food capital of the UK has been revealed
- Here's why this Nobel Prize winner reckons British science is screwed because of Brexit
- These two emojis have started a massive argument about cheeseburgers
- 10 facts you need to know about 'Blue Planet II'
- No one can get over this heartbreaking moment from 'Blue Planet II' last night
October 27
- There's a very surprising UK entrant in this list of the world's 10 coolest destinations
- Urban Outfitters introduce very cool (and reasonably priced) new unisex suit
- Flight of the Conchords fans are livid after tickets for their UK tour sell out in seconds
- How Reddit is finally dealing with its massive Nazi problem
- Can you solve this puzzle that astronauts take before heading into space?
- Apparently we've all been washing our fruit and vegetables wrong
- 'Rick and Morty' just killed off a beloved character for money
- This is how much of your body weight you're actually lifting when you do a push-up
- Gordon Ramsay reveals the shocking ingredients that go into making cocaine
- 'Stranger Things 2' makes everything bigger, but it's the little moments that keep it brilliant
- Here's how much the 'Stranger Things' kids earn per episode
October 26
- Research finds there are health benefits to smelling your partner's farts
- Eminem unveils his new album title with a very sneaky scavenger hunt
- Win Fanta's most gruesome halloween feast
- Every single book you will ever read in your entire goddamn life
- Sanctuaries hidden in plain sight: The cultural significance of black barbershops
- 'Telegraph' apologises for lying story attacking black student
- Ted Danson explains the process behind *that* big twist in ‘The Good Place’
- Why failing is brilliant, and we should all do it more
- We used science to ruin 'Mario Kart' and other classic video games
- Barista quits Starbucks and reveals all the most messed-up orders he saw
- 17 of the best 'couple's Halloween costume' memes currently taking over the internet
- Netflix's new thriller will be a must-watch for all fantasy fans (and anyone who loves Will Smith)
- Hunter S. Thompson's drug trips are being turned into a TV show
- A Twitter bot created hilarious fake Louis Theroux documentary titles, and Louis himself responded
- Tailors tell us their tips on how not to look awful in a suit
- Arnie says the new 'Terminator' movie will be a "whole new movie"
October 25
- See The Killing Of A Sacred Deer for free
- Danny Wallace: A networking event like no other
- The 15 greatest foreign films on Netflix
- Amazon is launching a device to let couriers unlock your front door and it's terrifying
- 14 jokes you’ll only get if you’re really, really smart
- A terrifying robot has gone on TV and threatened all of humanity
- This is the science behind why you find dolls so freaking terrifying
- Kit Harington admits he cried while reading the last 'Game of Thrones' script
- Simon Pegg reveals all about a ‘Shaun of the Dead’ sequel that never was
- Why people are going to be screaming at the sky on 8 November
- Jeremy Corbyn is going to be on 'Gogglebox' with a 'mystery celebrity'
- This group of mates' prank went way too far and their friend ended up losing his job
- This horrifying Halloween mask that's banned in Canada is now being sold in the UK
October 24
- All 20 Premier League stadiums, ranked by their TripAdvisor score
- A new show has finally overtaken 'The Big Bang Theory' in the ratings
- Win one of 25 copies of Two Kinds of Truth
- Win a Samsung Smart TV and Blu-ray™ player
- This is the luckiest penalty you will ever, ever see
- This story about how Neville Southall missed out on the Everton job is absolutely hilarious
- Will Ferrell launches hilarious anti-phone campaign aimed specifically at you
- One Direction members, ranked by who you'd most like to go for a pint with
- Gareth Southgate's votes for FIFA Player of the Year are extremely telling
- The North Face celebrates 25 years of one of their most iconic jackets
- Louis Theroux made up a genius new superpower and it's one we all need
- This genuinely useful iPhone 'hack' will stop you running out of storage space
- Liam Gallagher is putting on a mini festival next summer
- A brief history of the last 100 years in suit trends
- Kit Harington reveals why he often refuses selfies with 'Game of Thrones' fans
- This sister keeps mocking her model brother with photos of her baby son
October 23
- This brand new 'Stranger Things 2' clip sees Mike and Eleven finally reunite
- Princess Margaret's morning routine is something we should all try to emulate
- Gin Christmas crackers are here to make Yuletide go with a bang
- Yet another ‘Black Mirror’ episode is becoming reality
- 'Hatfishing' is yet another dating trend - are you guilty of it?
- The Flight Of The Conchords are returning with a brand new UK tour
- These are the 15 most in-demand single people in the UK
- Drake's orange jumper has taken over Instagram and this is what we can all learn from it
- McDonald's have just released an optical illusion that will make your eyes melt
- This is the age at which you start 'dad dancing'
- A retro fast food favourite is making a big comeback on the high street
October 22
October 20
- This new real-life serial killer film could be one of 2017's best movies
- There's a new 'Blue Planet II' trailer and guess what, it looks 10/10
- This hero gave a homeless man his favourite trainers when he saw him shoeless in the street
- Jean-Claude Van Damme's new TV show looks totally bizarre, but hilarious
- The four video games we’re looking forward to most this autumn
- Everyone in London needs to learn some damn spatial awareness, except me
- 9 ways you’re cooking pasta wrong
- There’s one McDonald’s restaurant in England that’s owned by the Queen
- New detail from Christian Bale interview shows just how incredible Heath Ledger was as The Joker
- Mr. Men books are being updated for adults and they're brilliant
- This absorbing new true-crime podcast is the next 'Serial' and 'S-Town'
- New study reveals how to control your own dreams
- 'Submarining' is the latest dating trend you need to watch out for
- KFC's Twitter account has been hiding a piece of genius all this time
- Obama returns to politics with withering takedown of Trump
October 19
- A British company’s lager has been named the best in the world
- The Italian commentary on Edin Dzeko's wondergoal vs. Chelsea is even better than the strike
- This 'Game of Thrones' easter egg makes one of the show's most heartbreaking deaths even sadder
- Quality Street are bringing back one of their old classics for Christmas
- Ross Kemp: "I always have wet wipes in my back pocket"
- How you can get a free G&T in London today - and it's very easy
- This is what happens to your emails when you die
- Jay-Z's new Saint Laurent jacket might just be the perfect jacket
- Two new vegetarian burgers, and a special chicken one
- The 19 greatest key changes in music history
- Mark Zuckerberg is a robot, and we have the proof
- People are convinced Melania Trump has been replaced with a body double
- UPS drivers are sharing photos of dogs they meet in this Facebook group and it's the purest thing
- Rami Malek on making cyber-punk the new cool - and how we've all been pronouncing his name wrong
- Steve Irwin's family are returning to TV and honestly I might cry
- Another Louis Theroux documentary is coming right after 'Dark States' is over
October 18
- Inside the mega-mansions of the super-wealthy
- Danny Wallace: When textspeak becomes actual language
- Man rescued from Taliban after five years didn't believe Trump was President
- This £55 'Cockney'-themed Christmas dinner in Hackney is absolutely peak gentrification
- More people than ever are injuring themselves during sex, here's where they're doing it
- How men - all men - can be better allies to women
- 'Boys from Brazil': The amazing story of how Iron Maiden broke South America overnight
- The 10 most-loved brands of millenials
- Rose Leslie played this absolutely perfect prank on Kit Harington at her fancy dress party
- Chinese man travels thousands of miles to watch English non-league club he led to 'Football Manager' glory
- Win exclusive Teenage Ninja Turtles Ghostbusters collectible figures
- Why #HowIWillChange is trending in response to women's sexual abuse stories
- BBC News reporter is hilariously unimpressed as he's forced to read out Royal Baby news
- This 'Game of Thrones' Season 8 casting ruins a very popular fan theory
October 17
- Aldi are bringing back the 16oz 'Big Daddy' steak and it's an absolute steal
- Nigella Lawson says this will be the next big food trend
- Alan Partridge and Malcolm Tucker go head-to-head on Brexit and it's obviously brilliant
- This Nick Offerman quote perfectly sums up what it means to be a 'real man'
- Why Big Neville Southall and his Twitter account are an example to us all
- What sex addiction really feels like, according to a therapist
- Watch this idiot try swimming through rough Irish seas as Ophelia batters coast
- Charlie Brooker drops big hints about what to expect from ‘Black Mirror’ Season 4
- Louis Theroux's final 'Dark States' episode looks like it'll be awesome
- Cillian Murphy talks about the possibility of a 'Peaky Blinders' movie
- Want to get ahead at work? Leave the office and go for a walk
- Win tickets to an exclusive preview screening of Stranger Things 2
- Rami Malek looks the spitting image of Freddie Mercury in another leaked image from new biopic
October 16
- Another brilliant Stephen King thriller is coming to Netflix just in time for Halloween
- We got Armando Iannucci to predict what a Boris Johnson dictatorship would look like
- Here's why the sky is really weird and orange right now
- The best pub lunches in London for under £20
- The real reason men don't like wearing condoms
- 'First of all' is the latest meme everyone needs to know about
- Gordon Ramsay looks shockingly ripped in his latest Instagram photo
- What is 'perspecticide' - the dangerous dating behaviour that messes with people's heads?
- The absolute no-nonsense top 10 greatest UK motorway service stations
- Record numbers of renters are leaving London - here's where they're going
- The script for a disgusting banned scene from 'It' has been released
- Why we shouldn't accept James Corden's weak, empty apology
- Going out with a bang
- 'To Kill a Mockingbird' is being banned in schools for the most ridiculous reason
- UKIP's new leader reckons he could kill a badger with his bare hands
- Fox News report on escaped cougar is unintentionally hilarious
October 13
- Men prefer hanging out with their mates to their girlfriends
- The extremely bizarre Greenland shark deserves to be your new favourite animal
- This three-hour documentary about libraries will make you want to spend all day in one
- Outstanding final 'Stranger Things' trailer finally reveals Eleven's fate
- The IMDb top 20 movies, if it only included films released after 2000
- Percy Pig has been turned evil for Halloween
- American Vandal is essential viewing in the era of voyeuristic true-crime docs
- The Streets tickets sold out in less than a minute and everyone is furious
- These are the five most addictive substances on Earth
- A disturbing serial killer film that was pulled from cinemas has been released on DVD
- There's a new Stranger Things board game
- The latest meme highlights the hilarious difference between boyfriends' and girlfriends' Instagram captions
October 12
- Get 20% off the Science Museum's gaming event, Power UP
- Nintendo might be bringing back the original Game Boy and, yes, we're excited
- This Facebook meme is confusing the hell out of people, but it really shouldn't be
- TAG Heuer release their knockout tribute to Muhammad Ali
- Sex with a robot doesn't count as cheating, says lawyer
- Sorry, but this video is 100% proof that ghosts definitely exist
- 100 cameras were given to homeless Londoners, the pictures they took are incredible
- The blurring reality of online identity
- Claim your main meal from Chipotle for a Mexican feast
- Sorry ‘Rick and Morty’ fans, the McDonald’s Szechuan sauce isn't even Szechuan sauce
- How Jeff Goldblum spends every second of every day
- ASOS' new feature is here to save you from embarrassment
- Man smashes Szechuan sauce on the floor in front of 'Rick and Morty' fans
- Everything you need to know about corduroy, this autumn's key trend
- Win an exclusive 1920’s whisky and barber experience in London
- 'Peaky Blinders' Season 4 is coming very, very soon
- Family who live in 'Breaking Bad' house go to new lengths to stop people throwing pizza on it
- The UK now has the two best restaurants in the world
- Former 'Apprentice' candidate finally explains how they all get dressed so quickly
October 11
- Dog owners are removing their pets’ collars in a heartbreaking tribute
- The original Gladiators reunited on ‘This Morning’ and now we want it back more than ever
- The Russian embassy are trolling the England football team, and we probably deserve it
- 17 golden Louis Theroux quotes to use in your everyday life
- Danny Wallace: Learning the unwritten rules of the commute
- Why does everyone hate Arsenal fans?
- Here's how to get free fried chicken for four days this month
- Can you pass the world's shortest IQ test?
- This hero Panama sub went to drastic measures to get his team to the World Cup
- The hottest supermarket curry ever made is now on sale
- Urgent: there is a job vacancy for a pizza taster
- Terry Crews opens up about being sexually assaulted by Hollywood exec
- This addictive paperclip game is taking the internet by storm
- Liam Gallagher has become the unlikely voice of reason on immigration
- Eminem absolutely takes Trump apart in brutal new freestyle
October 10
- This website will anonymously tell your boss to f*** off
- Why we shouldn't feel guilty about saying no to social occasions - and need to stop making excuses
- Huge new street food hub to open in London, featuring some of its best restaurants
- This brilliant chart shows the highs and lows of ‘The Simpsons’ over the last 28 years
- Frankie Muniz doesn't remember filming 'Malcolm in the Middle'
- Liam Gallagher did a Reddit AMA and, naturally, it's brilliant
- IKEA are now selling furniture for your pet
- Japanese hospital food looks better than most meals you've ever eaten
- This is the scary truth about Facebook's 'pull and refresh' feature
- Malcolm Tucker is coming back to give his thoughts on Brexit
- Photos from Oxford's inner sanctums
- Finally we know whether Apple intentionally slows down your old iPhone
- The new trailer for 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' is here and obviously it's great
October 09
- Puma x Han Kjøbenhavn collaborate on incredibly cool new collection
- Chris from 'Love Island' has just released 2017's weirdest product
- This terrifying 'cracked glass' bridge makes you think you're about to fall and die
- Why the police should never be allowed to use memes, in one quickly deleted tweet
- The power of posture
- 'Simpsons' showrunner reveals ‘lost’ Lionel Hutz scene that was cut from iconic episode
- Us Brits consider ourselves a nation of 5/10s
- Thousands are calling for a fireworks ban - good, they're rubbish
- Tesco's new crisp flavour is totally unacceptable
- You've got less than a week to spend your old £1 coins
- The British public are trying to get David Attenborough on the new £20 note
- Seth Rogen had issues with James Franco on 'The Disaster Artist' set
- Kit Harington's April Fools' prank on Rose Leslie was so brutal it made her cry
- McDonald's' 'Rick and Morty' Szechuan sauce promotion could *not* have gone worse
October 06
- This student paper's review of 'Young Sheldon' is both hilarious and accurate
- Seth Rogen's new TV show is the most Seth Rogen thing ever
- The stupidest criminal of the year has - unsurprisingly - been caught
- The 10 fastest players in the Premier League this season - so far
- Which was better, CBBC or CITV? A debate as old as time
- 'Rush Hour 4' might be on the way, and Jackie Chan is keen for it
- It’s been 16 years to the day since England fans last experienced true joy – will we ever feel it again?
- The ultimate food trivia quiz
- A grandma accidentally bought her 6-year-old granddaughter this very unsuitable book
- Liam Gallagher finally reveals what started his feud with Noel - and it's brilliantly petty
- Ross from 'Friends' predicted a ‘Black Mirror’ episode back in the '90s
- Your Netflix subscription is about to get more expensive
- 13-year-old finds hilarious way to deal with family who are impossible to buy presents for
October 05
- Why you shouldn't feel sorry for ‘humiliated’ Theresa May
- The British public has a new favourite curry and it's a disgrace
- People are obsessed with Spotify's new nostalgia feature
- Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling can't stop laughing in hilarious 'This Morning' interview
- This terrifying new Netflix show will make you sleep with the lights on
- This is what it means if you have really realistic dreams
- Danny Wallace: The etiquette of paying a busker
- You can now get a drink thrown in your face on Tinder
- Google's new Pixel Buds are genuinely going to change the world
- Nando's has a 'secret menu' - here's everything that's on it
- The worst person in the entire world is on 'The Apprentice' this year
- ‘The Big Bang Theory’ is no longer the most popular comedy on TV
- This new Gordon Ramsay documentary looks like an absolute must-watch
October 04
- 'The Apprentice' 2017, episode 1: Dick of the week
- Convert estate agents’ lies to the truth
- Making dreams a reality
- 'Reservoir Dogs': the legacy of Tarantino's first and best film, 25 years on
- A lovely chat with Larry and George Lamb about charm, communists, and fatherhood
- Gun-loving American says that Britain has a terrorist attack every hour - the replies are amazing
- This new Netflix true-crime documentary has got everybody gripped
- Dune London and Kit Neale channel fishmongers and sushi in new collab
- Theresa May handed P45 during conference speech
- The first World Cup 2018 kits have been leaked and they're pure retro gold
- Making A Murderer's Steven Avery suffers huge blow in bid for freedom
- Buy this 5 bedroom house for just £2
- 'Takeshi’s Castle' is coming back! But it'll have a new presenter
- What 'Blade Runner 2049' gets right that so many sequels get wrong
- Buzz Aldrin has a message for B.o.B and his flat Earth theory
- Donald Trump's Puerto Rico visit might be his most embarrassing moment ever
October 03
- How asking for a receipt at McDonald's can get you a nicer meal
- I took biscuits to the North Korean embassy to try and solve the nuclear crisis
- There's a very easy way to stop spiders from coming into your house/bed/mouth
- Why publicly shaming low-paid workers is gross and needs to stop
- George Foreman has challenged Steven Seagal to a fight, because the world is drunk
- Why people are furious at Trump's reaction to the Las Vegas shooting
- Did you spot this 'Game of Thrones' star's excellent cameo in 'The Simpsons'?
- All your WhatsApp emojis are about to change
- Aldi are selling a giant version of the Yorkshire pudding burrito and it's super cheap
- Louis Theroux reveals the scariest moment of his career
- McDonald’s are finally bringing back their Szechuan sauce - but for one day only
- Let's remember that amazing time Tom Petty and Prince played together
- This is what gun-mad America would look like if they'd never changed their Amendments
October 02
- KFC’s most famous sandwich is finally coming to the UK
- Win a PlayStation 4 and Fast & Furious 8 on Blu-ray™
- Win a £500 voucher with Larsson & Jennings
- Man tries to cheat on girlfriend, internet destroys him
- Ingenious man solves most annoying problem with hotel rooms
- If this is your favourite song you might be a psychopath
- Most men have absolutely no idea what to wear, new study finds
- Crystal Palace fans unveil hilarious goal of the month competition
- All movies should be 90 minutes long and if you disagree you are wrong
- Trigger warning: Prepare yourself for 150 million spiders moving into British homes
- Millionaire’s Bacon will change your breakfast and your life
- Liam Gallagher has the absolute best advice for flying
- Grandad from 'Only Fools and Horses' 'could have stopped World War II'