The hottest take about the cold weather you’ll read all year

The Brexiteer-battling radio host on positive patriotism, the far right and what we should do next

Inside the FIFA, Pro Evolution Soccer and Football Manager triopoly

Weeks after one of its star complained people would find the show too offensive today an anniversary reunion has been announced - but do we really want it?

A stomach-churning exploration of what will occur if we don't stop our planet's temperature from rising

We scoured the hopefuls' LinkedIn posts to predict where Lord Sugar's firing finger will land first

The compellingly bizarre online word of solmanofficial, who has forgotten how old he is on his own birthday

I'm the problem with modern football, and I don't care

He's worth the GDP of a small nation, wants to save the planet and is dating a pop star, so why is Elon Musk so uncool?

The man's herculean commitment to anti-patter is changing the face of social media

“They made the cut and it felt warm and stung. Then he pulled the eye flap back and I yelled “F*ck”

There's a big problem with self-deprecation

It all went a bit Lord of the Flies

Have you ever considered that it's friendlier not to say hello?

Whether he's stopping shots on the international stage or running out of money in ASDA, the England keeper should be everyone's hero

An in-depth, back-and-forth, one-man debate to establish how good the English team really are

From Giovani dos Santos to Freddy Adu, what happened to the great footballing hopefuls of yesteryear

Robert Green felt the ire of the British press after his error at World Cup 2010, but does their behaviour make mistakes more likely to happen?

It's 2018 and footballers are still being forced to hide their emotions, it's time to stop

I discovered the foolproof formula for creating hit television... and now you can too!

The millionaire celebrity chef has helped to ban two-for-one pizza deals in Scotland

As the great man exits the stage, a reminder that it wasn't just about the football

"It was great, because both sides properly hated each other."

Truly, this was the beautiful game

A forensic investigation

As democratic countries start acting like autocrats, what can we can do to stay alive?

The man is a jabroni of the worst order and I hope he gets fired on his first day

The secret of my success? Blind hope and wilful ignorance

Get out of my way

Inside his world of compassion, political activism and skeletons

How the mockumentary perfectly skewers our unhealthy obsession with amateur whodunnits

I can't find joy in eating, and no, your favourite restaurant won't change that

I watched 'The Dragon and the Wolf', and now I have some predictions

The question on everyone's lips

We can't solve the housing crisis by giving away flats on television

Want an escape from real life? Do anything but reinstall The Sims