13 Things Boris Should Have Banned From London Instead of Bagpipes
13 Things Boris Should Have Banned From London Instead of Bagpipes
In a move that will enrage people of a liberal mind but may please those with ears, Boris Johnson has effectively banned the playing of bagpipes on the streets of London.
The Mayor has unveiled new rules for busking in the capital, in which he suggests that "piercing sounds like bagpipes" are “annoying”. The new regulations for performers are outlined on the The Greater London Authority's new Busk in London website which states “if your act has these, move regularly or find locations with no flats, offices, shops or hotels." Good luck with finding a place in London without flats, offices, shops or hotels.
But if we’re going to let politicians randomly ban things from the capital then we should at least give them some better ideas than bags of air. Here some things that really do need banning from London: