Donald Trump-shaped ecstasy pills are here to help you talk even more rubbish

When you’re on a big night out, you’re probably getting wrecked specifically to distract from all the terrible things going on in the world.

It probably seems counter-intuitive, then, for someone to design an ecstasy pill whose mere design will spark political discussion.

Unfortunately, as with all the worst ideas in the world, that ship has already well and truly sailed. That’s right, you can now buy pills shaped like Donald Trump’s head.

Having a good night? Ready to turn it into an even better one? Tough shit, you’re now duty bound to spend the next four hours arguing about Hillary Clinton’s emails. Sorry pal, them’s the rules.

According to the Daily Star, the pills are being bought in bulk from Amsterdam at less than £2 each and sold over here at a mark-up. It will cost you in the region of £20 for three pills if buying from a dealer here, the paper reports.

“I know for a fact the Donald Trumps are very popular because of who he is,” one source said.

They’re expected to be in high demand, partly for the novelty value and partly because, well, they’re strong drugs, and we’ve heard people tend to value that in their purchases.

No word yet on whether people plan to throw sacks of them over walls, though, transparent or otherwise. Oh, and yes, they are obviously orange.