Dublin pub decorates its urinal with portrait of Donald Trump

True, it probably won't stop him becoming the leader of the free world, and sure, it is childish and juvenile, but today we are grateful for the good people at the Adelphi pub who plastered Donald Trump's face all over their urinal. 

"I just felt that it was a way for some people to express their feelings towards Mr Trump's views and to make their trip to the bathroom a 'wee' bit more entertaining," said Tony McCabe, the bar's manager. We see what you did there, Tony. We do. 

"If he is elected by the people of the United States, we will take it down immediately as we feel it would then be disrespectful to the American people," he went on. Which no, Tony. If the American people vote for Trump, they deserve to be disrespected. 

The bar are also currently taking suggestions for who to feature in the female bathroom, and it looks like Katie Hopkins (hilariously described as a 'respected journalist' by a certain Donald J. Trump) is in with a fighting chance.

Now excuse us whilst we Google cheap flights to Dublin.