

Google, the powerful robot brain in the sky, the all mighty cyber lord of the internet, the great omnipotent sentient... you get the picture.
Google is a very smart internet company. We know this, you know this, Google definitely know this. If by chance you don't already know this - go read these Google facts now and stop wasting our time.
Which is why it's fairly surprising that Google appears to have no freaking idea who Jeremy Corbyn is not (clue: he is not Ed Miliband), or for that matter, who the leader of the Labour party is (clue: it is Jeremy Corbyn). Go on. Go to Google right now and enter the search: Labour Leader. Just look at the featured snipped that comes up.
Google, go home you're drunk. You're a failure and a fraud. It's Ask Jeeves all the way from now.
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