We've got some horrifying news for online streamers

As totally law-abiding citizens with absolutely nothing to hide from the Motion Picture Association of America, we can categorically state that we have never illegally streamed a TV show or film online. Not once. You’re probably the same.

And as such, we’re not concerned by the news that popular illegal streaming site Putlocker will soon be blocked by all British internet service providers. Not at all. Not one bit. *screams internally for five whole minutes*

The American High Court has responded to years of complaints from the MPAA, accusing the video host of breaching the copyright and intellectual property of several major Hollywood studios.

Virgin Media has already blocked it, and now the rest of the nation’s providers are set to follow suit, with UK Twitter users responding with dignity and calm…