If House Of Cards Were A Sitcom

So no one told you life was going to be this way... 

We bet you made the 'clap' sounds in your head, right?

The cheese-filled intro is a cornerstone of the sitcom; a line on which to peg the tone of the show, the whimsy of the characters, the themes of the series. Which is why more complex offerings, such as House of Cards, refrain from such devices. 

But what if it didn't? What if Netflix commissioned a bells and whistles theme tune? 

Well imagine no more. Musical YouTubers TalkFine have created a track around the thrills and spills of Frank Underwood's life of such quality that it's almost good enough to prevent you skipping it during an all-night Cards binge. 

Almost.

WARNING: contains spoilers!