Here's what really went down between Taylor and Kanye

So, it happened. As it was prophesised 7,000 years ago, the almighty Taylor Swift has fallen. 

Late last night, Kim Kardashian posted a Snapchat of a phone conversation between Taylor and Kanye proving that Taylor did in fact approve his famous lyric, "I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous." 

This is a problem for Taylor because... 

Yeah. 

But don't put your grave-dancing shoes on just yet, as Taylor has fired back, claiming it's the "bitch" lyric she disapproved of, and it's that lyric that Kanye didn't run by her. 

The full video of the phone call - which we've kindly and lovingly provided for you below - makes no mention of the old b-word, so Taylor sort of has a point, but people are calling her out because she originally denied ever speaking on the phone with Kanye in the first place. 

But you know what? This all stinks of a big old PR conspiracy theory to us. Here's what we reckon really went down in Taylor and Kanye's correspondence...