The horrible truth is that press releases can be a pain. A quick glance at the old email inbox reveals 46 have landed today alone, and not all of them can get read.
Hats off, then, to the bright sparks at Consolidated PR who have sent us this version of the famous kids game Operation, featuring House star Hugh Laurie.
If we're honest we don't get why House is being operated on, but it looks great and held our attention for all of 22 seconds. Then the editor threw some fruit at us and threatened us with docked pay if we didn't get back to work. It was ugly.
Anyway, we're happy to give this away to someone who deserves it more than us. Just tell us in the comments exactly why you're so deserving and the one that makes us guffaw the most will win. Annoying amounts of terms and conditions apply. The main one being you must live in the UK.
House Season Seven is out on Blu Ray and DVD from September 26th.