The End of the World Burger

In case you’ve been so busy buying Christmas presents for everyone – cor, that Aunt Doris is a tough one to buy for – you might have overlooked the news that the world ends this Friday. Yeah, bummer eh?

To celebrate/commiserate (delete as appropriate), Parisian gourmet burger purveyor Blend has got into bed (well, why not if we’re all gonna be dust come midnight Friday?) with avant-garde food types Fat & Furious Burger to produce the aptly titled The End Burger.

A suitably calorific taste sensation, the burger is packed full of smoked bacon, scarmoza (a more robust mozzarella), red cabbage, salt crystals and liquid smoke – yeah, us neither. The makers promise that it will offer a ‘smooth transition to the beyond’.

The burger is only available until end of play this Friday. Well, it would be, wouldn’t it?

And just in case the world doesn’t shut up shop on the 21st, best not eat too many of these bad boys. That New Year fitness regime will be murder otherwise.