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The Twitter Index

By Holly Pyne

20 February 2014

Tracking the soaring stocks and junk bonds of social media, helping you to invest carefully and speculate wisely. (By Rhodri Marsden)

March 18th, 2014

Rising:

If I won the lottery I'd fuck off to Bora Bora and never come back
- Joey (@joeycaldecott) March 18, 2014

If I won the lottery then I'd send my boss a £5 note with a picture of my arse attached to it
- Stu Astbury (@Stuastbury) March 18, 2014

If I won the lottery the first thing I would do would be to buy 350k twitter followers
- Jake Kilgore (@Jake_Tweets_) March 18, 2014

If I won the lottery I would legit fund a PSA campaign about how leggings are not trousers.
- ruairidh (@rrrruairidh) March 18, 2014

March 14th, 2014

Rising:

Isn't obvious that Malaysian Government is hiding something about the missing flight ??
- Devagi Nadaraja (@DeviNagalingam) March 12, 2014

March 11th, 2014

Falling:

March 5th, 2014

Rising:

50 followers please guys? nearly at my goal! ?
- pipppp 卌 (@indieecalum) March 3, 2014

Nearly at 60 followers thank you for everyone that has followed me maybe I could get to 100 ❤❤ xx
- ♡ AMY ♡ (@Amy3Barnes) March 1, 2014

I love u followers please share me im nearly om 200 followers please grt me there + I follow back kk love u all x
- hey_its_Anna_Louise (@Secret_Sound22) March 5, 2014

We are nearly at 300 followers! Once we reach 300 one of our lucky followers will win a free photo shoot with us!
- Wow Photography (@wowphotostudio) March 3, 2014

NEARLY AT 2000 FOLLOWERS.... RT FOR A CHANCE TO WIN OUR SECRET PRIZE X
- Zest (@Zest_Hair) March 3, 2014

March 3rd, 2014

Falling:

My friend Dan says: "It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels"
- Robyn Thomson (@BynThomson) October 16, 2011

It's sad how Wile E. Coyote will forever be remembered for his violence and not his beautifully constructed lifelike paintings of tunnels.
- Gary Ó'Nualláin (@GazzaONuallain) October 30, 2011