This cat is definitely better at Halloween than you

You probably haven’t even considered what to do for Halloween yet, and at this rate you may as well give up now because this cat just nailed it.

And that’s Captain Cat to you.

Captain Cat’s humans put him in this very fetching costume, without realising that he wasn’t just going to sit pretty – he was going to fully commit to his destiny of being the baddest cat that ever did sailed the kitchen seas.

He swaggers over like Jack Sparrow after one too many bottles of rum, with just as much charisma, if not more.

A cursory glance at his adoring audience and Captain Cat cements his place on the internet with a pose befitting of Blackbeard himself.

We won’t judge you if you watch him on a loop for a while. 

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