This is what £800,000 can buy you outside of London

A red brick mansion, with indoor swimming pool.

A 14-bedroom Georgian country hotel.

A five-bedroom converted farm house, with 20 acres of land.

All properties you could pick up for the same price as a 10ft-wide two-bedroom house that recently went on sale in South London.  

After the slimline £800,000 Dulwich home caused Londoners to issue an all too familiar groan, we had a poke around on RightMove.co.uk to twist the knife further, compiling a list of properties outside the UK capital that fetch the same sum.

Have a look through the options below, and ask yourself whether the bright lights of London are really worth the inflated prices.

[H/T: Evening Standard, though several of these properties are over £800,000]

The Dulwich squeeze

• Two bedrooms, two bathrooms
• Gallery-style kitchen
• The smallest garden you've ever seen
• £800,000

Forss House Hotel, Caithness, Scotland

• Georgian Grade B listed house built in 1810
• 14 bedrooms
• Features its own bar and 16 acres of woodland
• £800,000

Modern beach escape, Carbis Bay, St Ives

• Three bedrooms, all en suite
• Panoramic sea views
• £800,000

Converted farm house, Alston, Cumbria

• Nine bedroom property
• Five bathrooms
• Separate holiday cottage 
• £799,500

Converted farmhouse, Great Altcar, Lancashire

• Indoor swimming pool
• Snooker hall
• Indoor jacuzzi 
• £800,000

Five bedroom mansion, Gunnislake, Cornwall

• It's got its own two-storey barn
• Five massive bedrooms
• Incredible local views
• £800,000