Valentine's Gift Guide 2017: what to buy the man in your life

“Let’s just make presents this year, it’ll be so much more thoughtful!”

No. We want possessions to quench our capitalist lust. Things make us happy. Handsome, practical, stylish things.

So whether you’re looking for someone else or looking to cheekily leave this page open on your partner’s iPad, here are some Valentine’s Day gift ideas for men that’ll go down an absolute storm, from craft beer and coffee to luxurious style and tech.

Byron Burger vouchers

From £5, Byron

Dickies raw denim apron

Urban Outfitters, £50

Resident Evil 7

Amazon, from £42

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Reebok Classic R12 trainers

End Clothing, £65

Alpha Industries MA-1 VF Nasa bomber

End Clothing, £159

Dark Arts Fire Demon coffee

Dark Arts Coffee, £9.50

Barista & Co 3 cup coffee plunger

Selfridges, £30

The Conran Shop wireless headphones

Selfridges, £95

London beer bundle

Not On The High Street, £32

Dr Martens cherry red monk strap shoes

Dr Martens, £115

Stranger Things t-shirt

Urban Outfitters, £26

Maker's Mark bourbon whisky

The Whisky Exchange, £27.45

Leather covered hip flask and shot glasses

John Lewis, £32

Calvin Klein boxers

Topman, £36

Fred Perry holdall bag

Fred Perry, £60

Giant rocky road chocolate slab

Hotel Chocolat, £16

Aesop Resurrection hand wash (500ml)

£27

Rick & Morty t-shirt

Etsy, £9.99

If you don’t get this reference, then please read this immediately

Nixon Acetate watch

Liberty, £110

Pretty Green knitted shirt

Pretty Green, £85

The gentleman's skincare set

Murdock, £24

Ted Baker paisley card holder

Ted Baker, £40

Reiss houndstooth double breasted blazer

Reiss, £295

Crosley portable record player

Urban Outfitters, £100

Carhartt lambswool jumper

End Clothing, £85

Levi's skinny 501 jeans

Levi’s, from £85

Canada Goose down lined gloves

Matches Fashion, £240