The £4000 in unmarked, non-sequential bills we slipped AskMen.com for the third year running still didn't secure us a place in their annual Most Influential list.
Top spot this year went to cycling's Bradley Wiggins. Not only did he become the first ever British man to win the Tour de France in 109 years, he also managed to bag yet another gold medal at the Olympics.
Over 10,000 men aged 18-40 were asked to choose the chap they felt was the most influential over the last 12 months, taking into account their achievements, profile and status.
Unsurprisingly, the list of 49 men featured many of the UK's sporting heroes such as Andy Murray, Mo Farah and Sir Chris Hoy, with Wiggins beating Apple guru Sir Jonathan Ive to the top spot.
The PM went up 16 places to spot 33 but was thrashed by Boris who came in at a respectable 8th (the zip line bagged him that one). This year's shock entry was not one man but five of them in the form of boy band One Direction.
The list in full:
1. Bradley Wiggins
2. Sir Jonathan Ive
3. Ben Drew
4. Daniel Craig
5. Prince Harry
6. Andy Murray
7. Christopher Bailey
8. Boris Johnson
9. Mo Farah
10. Peter Higgs
11. Oscar Pistorius
12. Jack Dorsey
13. Seb Coe
14. Barack Obama
15. Usain Bolt
16. Mark Zuckerberg
17. Danny Boyle
18. Frank Ocean
19. Tom Ford
20. Nick Grimshaw
21. Michael Fassbender
22. Damien Lewis
23. Gary Neville
24. Jose Mourinho
25. Ryan Gosling
26. Christopher Nolan
27. Richard Whitehead
28. Sir Chris Hoy
29. Skrillex
30. Mario Ballotelli
31. One Direction
32. Piers Morgan
33. David Cameron
34. Michael Phelps
35. Prince William
36. Lord Alan Sugar
37. Lionel Messi
38. Kickstarter Founders
39. Rory McIlroy
40. Charlie Brooker
41. Gary Lineker
42. Cristiano Ronaldo
43. Benedict Cumberbatch
44. Alex Turner
45. Ban Ki-Moon
46. Armando Ianucci
47. Tom Daley
48. Andrew Garfield
49. David Beckham