Win a pair of tickets to Instructions For Correct Assembly at the Royal Court Theatre

We’ve teamed up with The Royal Court Theatre and The May Fair Hotel to offer readers a chance to win tickets to Thomas Eccleshare’s dark comedy about nature, nurture and flat pack furniture, plus an overnight stay in the heart of London’s luxury quarter at The May Fair Hotel on 28 April 2018.

“Maybe turn down the ‘opinionated’ dial?”

Harry (Mark Bonnar) and Max (Jane Horrocks) weren’t satisfied with their first attempt at parenthood, so they’re giving it a second go.

Only this time they’ve got a 30-day money back guarantee and an easy-to-follow construction manual.

They’re certain, as long as they follow it step-by-step, he’s going to be perfect.

“This might be a little more complicated than the bed but still, I’m sure it’s the kind of thing we can crack on our own.”

The prize tickets and overnight stay are for 28 April at 2.30pm only and cannot be moved. For details on how to enter online, specific Shortlist competition T&Cs and the competition question, please see below. The competition closes at midnight on 06/04/15. The winner will be selected from all entries received before the closing date. Standard T&Cs here. Privacy Policy here.

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